Do You Shower in the Morning or Evening?

I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Morning and then in the afternoon after a run.

Depends when I have a wank.

I always shower in the evening because growing up in a house of 5 people with just the one shower/bathroom then unless I got up at like 5 in the morning I was never going to get a turn, so the evening just seemed like an easier option, the habit just stuck with me

Evening, already get up early enough for work without an extra 10 minutes for a shower.

Evening, I spend ten hours a day up to my elbows in the dirt and doing manual labour so I shower as soon as I get in to get the sweat and grave muck off.

I forgot to mention our shower's been strawberry floated for ages so I have to have baths. Sometimes I just have one on alternate days but that's when I'm feeling sad.

Shower in the morning. Bath in the evening.

Evening shower if I'm working. Wash the covid off and I usually do a work out when I get in and Im awake early enough for my next shift I'd rather the extra 15 minutes in bed. If I'm off work usually the morning so I can put a face on and go do stuff. This year where I've been doing very little, that's turned to whenever because time is irrelevant now. But still usually an afternoon thing once I've cleaned the house.

Our shower needs replacing but when we had a working one I'd shower every morning, and the occasional bath at night to wind down.

Dual wrote:I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Something tells me you've actually done that.

Always shower in the morning. As fresh as possible for the day ahead, and one of the best ways to wake up and get going.

And also because I have incredibly thick, straight hair that just sticks in any bed-head position forever, so I need to wash it in the morning to reset.

Morning.... But I work nights so technically it's my evening

I shower in both the morning and evening everyday,

Morning. Evening showers only after a long hot day in the sun.

I shower in the morning cuz I feel gross otherwise
can't wait for this thread and poll to change title btw

Corazon de Leon

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Pre-pandemic I would always shower first thing in the morning. Since lockdown, I've taken to showering just before bed instead. It's really nice to enjoy a shower without being in a rush and to then get into bed feeling all fresh and clean.

This, weirdly. And I have no doubt it’ll also apply to whatever the title change is, too.

Ironhide wrote:
Dual wrote:I have a morning ritual that I need to share. I call it "the terminator".

First I crouch down in the shower in the classic "naked terminator traveling through time" pose. With my eyes closed I crouch there for a minute, visualizing either Arnold or the guy from the second movie (not the chick in the third one because that one sucked) and I start to hum the terminator theme.

Then I slowly rise to a standing position and open my eyes. It helps me to proceed through my day as an emotionless, cyborg badass.

The only problem is if the shower curtain sticks to my terminator leg. It ruins the fantasy.

Something tells me you've actually done that.

Best done with a red hot shower and an open window while its freezing outside so that just as you turn it off, the steam coming off your body adds to the Terminator Effect® :datass:

Morning shower for me, and I refuse to leave the house till I've showered.

Thread title changing to something to do with Golden Showering?

Do You Shower in the Morning or Evening?

Do you shower in the morning or evening?

Who is online

Affiliates