Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?

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what the strawberry float man!
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PostDoes anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by 1>3>4>2 » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:31 pm

Serious question.

I hope I'm not alone but gooseberry fool man I'm ragging boxers with my balls low PH level.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Floex » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:40 pm

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When it's hot gets a bit sweaty but not a normal day to day basis. Is it staining your boxers? Wtf mon

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Qikz » Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:57 pm

I don't understand what the question in the thread title is even asking.

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by <]:^D » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:04 am

yeah it took me a while to get.

not for me Jeff. i know women's pants get stained sometimes by their discharges :sicksmiley: :dread:

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by Karl_ » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:37 am

Every morning after my shower I deodorize my groin and taint with a special roll-on antiperspirant I keep for use only on my balls; then, I liberally talcum powder the balls, groin, thighs and crack; finally, (though I'm sceptical as to whether this step really helps a lot,) taking care not to spray the shaft I give the whole area a thorough spray with canned antiperspirant.

I still absolutely soak my boxers every sunny day.

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by <]:^D » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:57 am

what is wrong with you people? :dread:

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by Parkreiner » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:11 am

I was pretty convinced you were doing a take on American Psycho there, Karl; right up until the last line. Then there was a moment of thinking "...well that doesn't sound right".

The truth of the situation is so much more grim than anything in that film. And this is a film replete with 80's fashion.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Lotus » Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:25 am

I'm still trying to work out what the thread title means, but no, I don't think my balls sweat, or ever have done. Don't you live in Scotland? Wouldn't have thought it got hot enough to make anything sweat, let alone your balls.

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by Ad7 » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:17 am

Taint acid wash? U wot m8

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by chalkitdown » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:28 am

Can someone please translate the thread title to English so I can understand what the strawberry float this thread is about? :lol:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:32 am

Take two taint acid wash in to the shower? Not me, I just sweat/taint.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Poser » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:03 am

To clarify, the forward slash is in the wrong place and should be between taint/acid wash.

I don't have this issue, but I do use talc around my knackers in the summer. Talc is the forgotten toiletry, but it makes no sense not to deodorise your special area when it's hot out.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:27 am

What the strawberry float is a taint or acid wash though?

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Errkal » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:38 am

I sweat on a hot day like a normal person would but I dont think I understand the rest of the question.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Squinty » Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:42 am

I took it that his balls sweat acid which destroys his boxer.

He's like a gooseberry fool xenomorph.

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by bear » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:14 am

Ad7 wrote:What the strawberry float is a taint or acid wash though?

From listening to Jim Cornette I think your taint is either your butthole or the space between your butthole and your balls. Think it's the butthole.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Poser » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:32 am

T'aint nuthin but a g thang.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Shadow » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:41 am

So is a taint the same thing as a gooch?
Never heard that word before.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Ad7 » Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:49 am

Who the strawberry float has acid coming from their arsehole?!

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Heskimo » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:04 am

Does the sweat from yours balls/taint* acid-wash your boxers?

Is what the title means. The hyphen I've put in acid-wash isn't technically necessary as "acid wash" is the name but I think it helps with reading it in this situation.

Acid washing is the same as stone washing, I think. Those jeans you see that have that white-ish faded effect have been acid/stone washed. So his ball and/or taint sweat is apparently strong enough to discolour his boxers.

Which is strawberry floating mad.

*the taint being the bit between your balls and bum, ie. the gooch


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