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Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:40 pm
by Floex
When it's hot gets a bit sweaty but not a normal day to day basis. Is it staining your boxers? Wtf mon
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2015 11:57 pm
by Qikz
I don't understand what the question in the thread title is even asking.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:04 am
by <]:^D
yeah it took me a while to get.
not for me Jeff. i know women's pants get stained sometimes by their discharges :sicksmiley:
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:37 am
by That
Every morning after my shower I deodorize my groin and taint with a special roll-on antiperspirant I keep for use only on my balls; then, I liberally talcum powder the balls, groin, thighs and crack; finally, (though I'm sceptical as to whether this step really helps a lot,) taking care not to spray the shaft I give the whole area a thorough spray with canned antiperspirant.
I still absolutely soak my boxers every sunny day.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:57 am
by <]:^D
what is wrong with you people?
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:11 am
by Parkreiner
I was pretty convinced you were doing a take on American Psycho there, Karl; right up until the last line. Then there was a moment of thinking "...well that doesn't sound right".
The truth of the situation is so much more grim than anything in that film. And this is a film replete with 80's fashion.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:25 am
by Lotus
I'm still trying to work out what the thread title means, but no, I don't think my balls sweat, or ever have done. Don't you live in Scotland? Wouldn't have thought it got hot enough to make anything sweat, let alone your balls.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:17 am
by Victor Mildew
Taint acid wash? U wot m8
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:28 am
by chalkitdown
Can someone please translate the thread title to English so I can understand what the strawberry float this thread is about?
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 6:32 am
by Victor Mildew
Take two taint acid wash in to the shower? Not me, I just sweat/taint.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:03 am
by Poser
To clarify, the forward slash is in the wrong place and should be between taint/acid wash.
I don't have this issue, but I do use talc around my knackers in the summer. Talc is the forgotten toiletry, but it makes no sense not to deodorise your special area when it's hot out.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:27 am
by Victor Mildew
What the strawberry float is a taint or acid wash though?
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:38 am
by Errkal
I sweat on a hot day like a normal person would but I dont think I understand the rest of the question.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 7:42 am
by Squinty
I took it that his balls sweat acid which destroys his boxer.
He's like a gooseberry fool xenomorph.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:14 am
by bear
Ad7 wrote:What the strawberry float is a taint or acid wash though?
From listening to Jim Cornette I think your taint is either your butthole or the space between your butthole and your balls. Think it's the butthole.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:32 am
by Poser
T'aint nuthin but a g thang.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:41 am
by Shadow
So is a taint the same thing as a gooch?
Never heard that word before.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:49 am
by Victor Mildew
Who the strawberry float has acid coming from their arsehole?!
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:04 am
by Hesk
Does the sweat from yours balls/taint* acid-wash your boxers?
Is what the title means. The hyphen I've put in acid-wash isn't technically necessary as "acid wash" is the name but I think it helps with reading it in this situation.
Acid washing is the same as stone washing, I think. Those jeans you see that have that white-ish faded effect have been acid/stone washed. So his ball and/or taint sweat is apparently strong enough to discolour his boxers.
Which is strawberry floating mad.
*the taint being the bit between your balls and bum, ie. the gooch
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:06 am
by Herdanos
Poser wrote:T'aint nuthin but a g thang.
Taint nothing but a G-String AMIRITE