Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:07 pm
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Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:08 pm
Skarjo
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:14 pm
Hi guys what's going in this thread
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:18 pm
Acid ani.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:34 pm
The point of this thread is how do I keep the broth of Anungs pants soft like the rest. It's going kinda crunchy after a while. 
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 8:54 pm
That makes less sense to me than the opening post. What?
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:10 pm
Crotch.
Autocorrect while making dinner. Though broth could probably be used to describe a rather pungent ball sweat.
Autocorrect while making dinner. Though broth could probably be used to describe a rather pungent ball sweat.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:10 pm
Bunni wrote:The point of this thread is how do I keep the broth of Anungs pants soft like the rest. It's going kinda crunchy after a while.
I suggest the Hank Scorpio method
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:35 pm
strawberry floating hell, broth crotch
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:27 pm
Karl wrote:Every morning after my shower I deodorize my groin and taint with a special roll-on antiperspirant I keep for use only on my balls; then, I liberally talcum powder the balls, groin, thighs and crack; finally, (though I'm sceptical as to whether this step really helps a lot,) taking care not to spray the shaft I give the whole area a thorough spray with canned antiperspirant.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:43 pm
Gooch, taint, fleshy fun bridge, passageway to paradise
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:52 pm
Taint isn't the gooch. Taint is the odour and sweat made in the gooch.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:41 am
That's supposed to smell lovely and pungent. I've been told it's not necessarily a bad thing, but I think that's mostly after sex has happened, so I'm not sure whether it's a good general strategy.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 12:49 am
It's definitely something pheromonal. It strawberry floating reeks but it's sort of comforting. Like his own personal musk unique to him. 
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:10 am
Bunni wrote:Taint isn't the gooch. Taint is the odour and sweat made in the gooch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... fid=254525
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:14 am
Falsey wrote:Bunni wrote:Taint isn't the gooch. Taint is the odour and sweat made in the gooch.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... fid=254525
Definition 2 suggests that ladies have Taints and men have Gooches.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:32 am
Are they suggesting the "tainted" part is the bit that's sort of worn and roughed up from being all friction up in there? I mean that word just doesn't seem to describe anything meaningful, but then what the strawberry float does "gooch" mean.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:38 am
Bunni wrote:It's definitely something pheromonal. It strawberry floating reeks but it's sort of comforting. Like his own personal musk unique to him.
Well I know for a scientific fact this is true. It's pretty ironic really, both the other stuff and I find stuff like Lynx absolutely horrible, sure nice proper perfume/eau de toilette/"scent" or whatever the strawberry float men call it these days to not feel emasculated (even though it's the same strawberry floating thing), so rather than proper man smell go smother it with this intoxicating wank that smells like air freshener. We all know the truth is that gooseberry fool's for teenagers that don't wash.
Wash and wear a decent antiperspirant, but this deodorant gooseberry fool is rubbish. Everyone including women have a unique scent, personally hair (no not pubic hair although I guess there's that too) just makes me feel comfortable. I reckon it's also a big part of why people hug, part of that is smelling the other person. SCIENCE.
I guess what I'm trying to say is Anung is some kind of freak alpha male and he has nothing to worry about with his awesome stench and crispy boxers. Heck if you're laundering them anyway what's he got to worry about?? He'll always get new boxers at Christmas if his family is anything like mine.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:07 am
Winckle wrote:Karl wrote:Every morning after my shower I deodorize my groin and taint with a special roll-on antiperspirant I keep for use only on my balls; then, I liberally talcum powder the balls, groin, thighs and crack; finally, (though I'm sceptical as to whether this step really helps a lot,) taking care not to spray the shaft I give the whole area a thorough spray with canned antiperspirant.
Re: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
Posted: Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:03 am
Taint - t'ain't one, t'ain't the other.
That word isn't the thing I'm struggling with in this thread though
That word isn't the thing I'm struggling with in this thread though