Elon Musk's a dishonerable sod to give Twitter a billion dollars

Jenuall wrote:Can't wait to see the look on Musk's face when the Mars pod opens and from it emerges a beautiful alien woman with long green hair and three breasts.

He'll scream "PEDO!!!!" and then claim he can design a seven breasted woman.

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Karl_ wrote:Elon Musk might well have been quite smart 20 or 30 years ago, I dunno. But it's pretty clear that his brain has since been completely destroyed. All that's left is cash and ego.

As much as I disagree with the research being done in the private sector, the actual scientists and engineers at SpaceX - not Musk - have made some cool advances. It's kind of a shame they're associated with him.

That's pretty much what I think. SpaceX is amazing but it's really tainted by Musk being behind it.

I imagine the board of directors will eventually find some way to oust him from the company.

Or he'll get killed in some bizarre 'accident'.

Hopefully he'll go to Mars and some three breasted woman will assassinate him.

I think we just found Ironhide's preferred way to die.

That ain't dying, it's living with style.

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Karl_ wrote:Elon Musk might well have been quite smart 20 or 30 years ago, I dunno. But it's pretty clear that his brain has since been completely destroyed. All that's left is cash and ego.

As much as I disagree with the research being done in the private sector, the actual scientists and engineers at SpaceX - not Musk - have made some cool advances. It's kind of a shame they're associated with him.

That's pretty much what I think. SpaceX is amazing but it's really tainted by Musk being behind it.

I imagine the board of directors will eventually find some way to oust him from the company.

Or he'll get killed in some bizarre 'accident'.

Hopefully he'll go to Mars and some three breasted woman will assassinate him.

I think we just found Ironhide's preferred way to die.

That or Tyrion Lannisters way.

"In my own bed, at the age of eighty, with a belly full of wine and a whore's mouth round my cock"

Jenuall wrote:Can't wait to see the look on Musk's face when the Mars pod opens and from it emerges a beautiful alien woman with long green hair and three breasts.

Imagine making love to a woman with six three breasts!

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Can't wait to see the look on Musk's face when the Mars pod opens and from it emerges a beautiful alien woman with long green hair and three breasts.

Imagine making love to a woman with six three breasts!

Imagine making love to a woman!

...like making love to a beautiful woman.

Suddenly had flashbacks to The Fast Show sketches.

KK wrote:He (and his wife) are also ploughing a load of money into Biden's campaign and climate change initiatives.

For anyone that hasn't watched Rise of the Murdoch Dynasty yet on BBC iPlayer, it's worth checking out.

I've started watching Succession instead. Better soundtrack.

It's not Musk himself, but this took 3 years for a Tesla designer to do?

https://boingboing.net/2020/08/04/a-tes ... ed-th.html

Moggy wrote:It's not Musk himself, but this took 3 years for a Tesla designer to do?

https://boingboing.net/2020/08/04/a-tes ... ed-th.html

Looks like the Tesla truck.

twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1339255372956176384

Elon Musk is upping sticks and moving his whole operation to Texas, apparently. My money's on him entering politics and becoming the US' first dictator.

Alvin Flummux wrote:Elon Musk is upping sticks and moving his whole operation to Texas, apparently. My money's on him entering politics and becoming the US' first dictator.

Wasn't he going to be Kanye's vice president?

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Alvin Flummux wrote:Elon Musk is upping sticks and moving his whole operation to Texas, apparently. My money's on him entering politics and becoming the US' first dictator.

Wasn't he going to be Kanye's vice president?

Maybe? I don't know, but I think he'll use the eventual success of SpaceX getting people to Mars as his springboard into politics, if he goes that route.

He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would get into politics when he knows he could never be President.

Captain Kinopio wrote:He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would get into politics when he knows he could never be President.

Oh gooseberry fool, I forgot he's not a proper American.

Maybe that's why he's already advocating for his Martian colony's independence.

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Captain Kinopio wrote:He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would get into politics when he knows he could never be President.

Oh gooseberry fool, I forgot he's not a proper American.

Maybe that's why he's already advocating for his Martian colony's independence.

The supreme court have said that they wouldn't stop a foreign born citizen running for president and that the way you uphold the no foreign born president thing is by not voting for somebody who wasn't born in the States, so I'm not sure that it would be that much of a barrier. Ted Cruz was in the 2016 primary and was born in Canada, Tulsi Gabbard was born in American Samoa and was in the 2020 democratic primary and John McCain was born in Panama and ran for president against Obama.

There's also the argument that the 14th amendment removes the natural born citizen thing.

So you're saying President Schwarzenegger is going to happen?

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Alvin Flummux wrote:

Captain Kinopio wrote:He doesn’t seem like the kind of person who would get into politics when he knows he could never be President.

Oh gooseberry fool, I forgot he's not a proper American.

Maybe that's why he's already advocating for his Martian colony's independence.

The supreme court have said that they wouldn't stop a foreign born citizen running for president and that the way you uphold the no foreign born president thing is by not voting for somebody who wasn't born in the States, so I'm not sure that it would be that much of a barrier. Ted Cruz was in the 2016 primary and was born in Canada, Tulsi Gabbard was born in American Samoa and was in the 2020 democratic primary and John McCain was born in Panama and ran for president against Obama.

There's also the argument that the 14th amendment removes the natural born citizen thing.

All of those examples have an American parent. The "natural born" rule doesn't mean you have to be born in the USA, but will mean you have to have at least a claim at US citizenship at birth.

It's all irrelevant anyway, Musk will never even try to be US President. He'll be aiming to be Emperor of Mars.

Cuttooth wrote:Red pilling is used by "men's rights activists", fedora-wearing misogynists, and the alt-right to describe the moment they "realised" gender roles within society are apparently a construct to solely benefit women.

It is a term used by the worst kind of people on the internet.

EDIT - Oh you mean why is Musk using it? I guess because he is popular among those worst kind of people on the internet maybe?

Doesn't it just mean "the lowdown"? Obviously different groups have vastly different ideas as to what that is but I don't think it's that inexorably linked with crazies. You can ask to be "redpilled" on 3rd party Gamecube controllers...

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Oblomov Boblomov wrote:

Jenuall wrote:Can't wait to see the look on Musk's face when the Mars pod opens and from it emerges a beautiful alien woman with long green hair and three breasts.

Imagine making love to a woman with six three breasts!

Imagine making love to a woman!

She must look something like... a roast chicken.