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Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 8:57 pm**

Slovenia sounding very much like a Friday night open mic at every pub in Hoxton.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 8:57 pm**

There’s one strawberry floating guy wooing in the audience before every song, it’s so audible it sounds like he’s mic’ed up.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 8:58 pm**

Slovenia tits are 100 times better than the song.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 8:58 pm**

God, how boring is this.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 8:59 pm**

This Slovenia song... uhm, it's another dull one.

Ten songs in... where is our Eurovision spirit?!?

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:00 pm**

Madonna's on early.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:00 pm**

jawafour wrote:This Slovenia song... uhm, it's another dull one.

Ten songs in... where is our Eurovision spirit?!?

Did you not see the bald lad going through the bad divorce?!

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:02 pm**

Cyprus trying to gee things up. Not bad... it's got some life to it.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:02 pm**

Mmmmm, foxy slut.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:03 pm**

Cyprus is my pick to win.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:03 pm**

I like the BDSM Zorros.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:03 pm**

That's a bit more Eurovision, maybe a little obvious to be an actual winner.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:04 pm**

Netherlands song is G(Arcade) :datass:

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Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:05 pm**

Slovenia was so strawberry floating weird. He looked like he was jizzing behind that guitar.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:06 pm**

She’s not interested. The song.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:06 pm**

I do like a slow, carefully crafted song but it's gotta be exceptional to win Eurovision. I'm looking for more up-beat vibrancy!

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:06 pm**

I like his voice. Hints of Anthony & the Johnsons.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:08 pm**

Sinusitis: The Song

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:09 pm**

I think I've fought these backing dancers as dungeon sub-bosses.

Posted: **Sat May 18, 2019 9:09 pm**

Impressive sword and ball action.

Eurovision 2019