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Frank wrote:

Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!

I don't even know what that says

You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Dr Cottle wrote:

Frank wrote:

Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!

I don't even know what that says

You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

I wish she actually wrote like that. It'd make her statuses a lot more enjoyable.

Dragonite wrote:

a poem i made about myself ; my names hollie i aint very jolly, im twat and anyone can see that im a waste of space i shud hide my face. i dont deserve strawberry float all not even a phone call im fed up with life hand me a knife problem solved bammmm!!! not to amazing but ahh well

How the strawberry float did Dragonite become friends with Andrew Motion?

The quality of spelling and grammar on Facebook is strawberry floating depressing. So many borderline illiterate people out there.

Either that or the attention span of an caesium molecule.

Dr Cottle wrote:

Frank wrote:

Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!

I don't even know what that says

You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?

TheTurnipKing wrote:

Dr Cottle wrote:

Frank wrote:

Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!

I don't even know what that says

You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?

Too long.

Dblock wrote:

TheTurnipKing wrote:

Dr Cottle wrote:

Frank wrote:

Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!

I don't even know what that says

You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?

Too long.

It's not Twitter!

What is this 'Facebook'?

jambot wrote:What is this 'Facebook'?

Dating website.

I am NOT on facebook.

yeah....

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just completed the Fight the unnaturally large Orc leader and kill him by thrusting the Mystical Sword of Newfirth straight into his heart quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom:

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just completed the Join the Elven army and fire volleys of arrows through the trees at the stunned and injured Orc army quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

Sounds like fun....

Maybe I'll join him in Middle Kingdom.

One of my other friends always post such faggotry on facebook. He's constantly complaining about his housemate that he wants to sex up getting more sex than he is with her boyfriend, even though he's got both his housemate and her boyfriend on facebook And he makes it painstakingly obvious, too. Always complaining about the banging on the other side of the wall

It's so infuriating.

He's stopped it now for a while now he's back from Uni, but I bet as soon as he gets back there he'll be complaining again.

good thing I only have 67 friends on facebook.

But on some of my friends pages, there are some tacky people who sprout crap with mis-spelled words

Quality > Quantity.

Cyburn2 wrote:But on some of my friends pages, there are some tacky people who sprout crap with mis-spelled words

Misspelled. Misspelt would also do.

Ah I've seen a few daft updates in my time. Most of them are done by girls, and usually centre around their latest boyfriend, who happens to be "da one" who they will love "4eva!11oneone"

Despite meeting 5 hours previously in a dingy night club.

Mockmaster wrote:

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just completed the Fight the unnaturally large Orc leader and kill him by thrusting the Mystical Sword of Newfirth straight into his heart quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom:

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just completed the Join the Elven army and fire volleys of arrows through the trees at the stunned and injured Orc army quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom

Block the App! I have over 500 facebook apps blocked now.

A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.

Dirty junky twat! and u call urself a father!!

Friend responds

Who u on about

To which she states

No. just found a bag of coke in richs shoe frm sat nite im fukin ragin!!x

Note the kiss



She just got deleted

Gario wrote:A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.

Goldfish?