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Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:35 pm
by Victor Mildew
Typical woman not knowing where she's going.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Thu Oct 16, 2014 6:58 pm
by Stugene
[iup=3591550]Ad7[/iup] wrote:Typical woman not knowing where she's going.


Or where she's from, supposedly.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 12:53 am
by The Watching Artist
:o

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Damn. Close. Parking ticket by the way.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 1:22 am
by tweep
Straight from my facebook feed. This guy is in my tutor group for physics. Blue is his mother.

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Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:25 am
by Fatal Exception
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Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 8:58 am
by Poser
What the strawberry float does Jamie Oliver have to do with it? :lol:

[iup=3591550]Ad7[/iup] wrote:Typical woman not knowing where she's going.


Took three attempts to land the spaceship, amirite?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Fri Oct 17, 2014 3:36 pm
by Stugene
[iup=3591962]Fatal Exception[/iup] wrote:Image


Can you please keep these posts in the politics thread?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 9:45 am
by Mini E
Just spotted a genuine "with the angles now" but don't really feel I can mock in the circumstances of the post :( still like seeing an endangered animal in the wild!

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Sat Oct 18, 2014 3:04 pm
by jamcc
Censor it?

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Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Sun Oct 19, 2014 12:10 am
by 1cmanny1
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so tru hun

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:30 pm
by OLIN
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...shame his upbringing didn't teach him to go out and find a job and stop relying on benefits to support him and all the illegitimate children he's fathered with every fat ugly benefit scrounging slob that'd let him.

...oh, and to bring up the son that he had custody of not to follow in his Father's footsteps.

Oh, and there doesn't seem to be anything in the above list about knifing your sister and stealing cars, which he told me he did in 'His Day'.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:35 pm
by Skarjo
Who the strawberry float gets nostalgic about their school opening times?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 6:39 pm
by OLIN
School times are wrong anyway. :lol:

And Sunday lunch was probably more likely to be deep fried pie.

He had some morals though, he did tell me once that he'd never steal a car if it had a child seat fitted.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:02 pm
by Moggy
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I have no idea why he has written this out as a text message and then uploaded a photo of it to Facebook. :fp:

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:04 pm
by PatSharpsMullet
Maybe he's fishing for comments?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 7:35 pm
by more heat than light
Maybe he's a banana split?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 9:14 pm
by OLIN
Maybe he's a thieving banana split and didn't realise the thing was incomplete when he grabbed it?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Oct 20, 2014 10:19 pm
by Victor Mildew
That first bit isn't a question, stupid pikey bastards.

Sorry, stupid pikey bastards?

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Tue Oct 21, 2014 10:10 pm
by jamcc
Skarjo wrote:Who the strawberry float gets nostalgic about their school opening times?


And why is swearing intrinsically rude? Swearing is used largely for emphasis, these days.

Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Wed Oct 22, 2014 7:08 pm
by OLIN
It's ironic that Pistorius will wake up this morning and there really will be a burglar using his toilet.


And from someone else:

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I was almost tempted to reply "I've been posting my letters in the............" but she just wouldn't've got it.