First the Worst, Second the Best ... What Comes Next?!

Golden eagle is utterly stupid. 1, 2 and 3 actually rhyme it's like doing IP dip and just saying random nonsense that doesn't go with a rhyme, like I did no, ip dip cat gooseberry fool, where is the cow and a fire? Makes no sense. You kids were morons.

I hope to strawberry float it wasn't a thing I used to say as a kid or I'm going look stupid if I remember it

First the worst, second the best
Third the one with a hairy chest
Fourth of May, Star Wars Day
Five point star in the Milky Way
Six six six, an evil great
Sometimes seven is better than eight
Nine nine nine, call the police
Pay ten pounds for your release
Eleven men on a football team
Twelve o'clock, the moon's pristine
End on a scary movie scene
Unlucky number thirteen
Ninety thousand posts; Moggy's regal
...or was number four the Golden Eagle?

Worth waiting 90k posts for :datass:

Great work Dan.
Great work.

An actual Post Spectacular.

Moggy wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:I fail to see the practical application of asserting someone is a ghost eating toast while climbing up a lamppost. I honestly can't even tell if that is supposed to have positive or negative connotations.

I don’t want to see a ghost. I’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.

Thanks for reminding me of that godawful gooseberry fool song.

Ironhide wrote:
Moggy wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:I fail to see the practical application of asserting someone is a ghost eating toast while climbing up a lamppost. I honestly can't even tell if that is supposed to have positive or negative connotations.

I don’t want to see a ghost. I’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.

Thanks for reminding me of that godawful gooseberry fool song.

Your thanks is 4 years too late. You are dead to me.

Dead.

Is that a philosopher?

Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Moggy wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:I fail to see the practical application of asserting someone is a ghost eating toast while climbing up a lamppost. I honestly can't even tell if that is supposed to have positive or negative connotations.

I don’t want to see a ghost. I’d rather have a piece of toast and watch the evening news.

Thanks for reminding me of that godawful gooseberry fool song.

Your thanks is 4 years too late. You are dead to me.

Dead.

That cuts deep man :cry:

Zero the hero
First the worst
Second the best
Third the one with the hairy chest
Fourth the golden eagle

That's all I remember.

Herdanos wrote:First the worst, second the best
Third the one with a hairy chest
Fourth of May, Star Wars Day
Five point star in the Milky Way
Six six six, an evil great
Sometimes seven is better than eight
Nine nine nine, call the police
Pay ten pounds for your release
Eleven men on a football team
Twelve o'clock, the moon's pristine
End on a scary movie scene
Unlucky number thirteen
Ninety thousand posts; Moggy's regal
...or was number four the Golden Eagle?

Sheer brilliance.

Where I was as a kid it ended with third

Thirds the Dirty Weasel

He's a raccoon

kerr9000 wrote:the Dirty Weasel

I'm genuinely shocked that there's no entry for that in the Urban Dictionary.

Moggy wrote:
kerr9000 wrote:the Dirty Weasel

I'm genuinely shocked that there's no entry for that in the Urban Dictionary.

Yep it does sound like slang for some kind of sexual misadventure doesn't it.

kerr9000 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
kerr9000 wrote:the Dirty Weasel

I'm genuinely shocked that there's no entry for that in the Urban Dictionary.

Yep it does sound like slang for some kind of sexual ~~mis~~ adventure doesn't it.

FTFY

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