The Football Thread 2017-18

[Tomous]

Jones is such a clown. If he had tried to take the ball with his left foot instead he might have got the ball.

Does Hazard ever miss penalties? He's got to be one of the best in the world at them. He always seems to fool the keeper into going the wrong way.

He’s missed 6 and scored 39, which isn’t a patch on Matt Le Tissier’s 47 from 48.

[Rubix]

United don’t look like scoring this first half

[andretmzt]

That was it there. Utterly fluffed it.

[Preezy]

Dire stuff from United, got to be better in the second half.

[SandyCoin]

Poor from United and they barely look like doing anything.

[Preezy]

Alan Shearer got it spot on, Jones is always last-ditch. Good defenders don’t need to do last ditch tackles all the time. Go away you gooseberry fool defender.

[Denster]

Go away yourself - Shearer is full of it. He got caught out there but he’s far from gooseberry fool.

Poor from us going forward. Chelsea look very comfortable at the moment.

[Blue Eyes]

Rashford looks very unhappy. Confidence is shot.

[Rubix]

This better improve

[7256930752]

Great Stevie starfish from Young.

[Lotus]

I wonder what odds Paddy Power are offering for England ending up with 10 men in the first game of the World Cup...

Alli's bound to get sent off at some point - may as well be the first game, get him out if the way.

[Lotus]

That Utd fan

[TigaSefi]

Can we gif that angry distraught man?

[7256930752]

Crumbs.

[TigaSefi]

Gosh that was a tedious game of football. 2nd of three finals and all boring so far.

[Corazon de Leon]

Oh I dunno I thoroughly enjoyed the Scottish Cup final.

[Photek]

Crumbs

[BOR]

Well, that was woeful from Manchester United.

I reckon a few players will be leaving this Summer.

[SandyCoin]

Dreadful final. Nothing from United to suggest they could do anything. No idea how Rashford lasted so long either.

[Photek]

Well, that was woeful from Manchester United.

I reckon a few players will be leaving this Summer.

Just lash another 400m in you’ll be grand.