Freudian Slips

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by Rightey » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:13 pm

A few nights ago I was watching A History channel special, and as always it was something about Hitler. As the program was going the phone rang and when I went to pick it up I nearly said "Heil Hitler" but was able to stop halfway through the Heil and turn it into Heillo :lol: .

So what was your last slip? Ever had any really bad ones like calling one of your teachers mom?

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by rawandpeace » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:15 pm

That's not a Freudian Slip, more a slip of the tongue. Unless of course you are secretly a Nazi??

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by chalkitdown » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:16 pm

I'm pretty sure I mentioned this on the old GR before, but I once referred to 'Radiohead' as 'Eighthours' in a real-life conversation. Yep. Got some blank stares for that one, alright.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Captain Kinopio » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:17 pm

chalkitdown wrote:I'm pretty sure I mentioned this on the old GR before, but I once referred to 'Radiohead' as 'Eighthours' in a real-life conversation. Yep. Got some blank stares for that one, alright.


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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Earfolds » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:19 pm

Freudian Slip:
When you say one thing, but really meant your mother.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by chalkitdown » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:19 pm

"That new Eighthours song" were my exact words, I believe.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Captain Kinopio » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:21 pm

chalkitdown wrote:"That new Eighthours song" were my exact words, I believe.


It's an easy mistake to make.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Shadow » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:24 pm

Herb wrote:
chalkitdown wrote:"That new Eighthours song" were my exact words, I believe.


It's an easy mistake to make.


We've all done it.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Vermin » Wed Aug 20, 2008 11:59 pm

On a couple of occasions, I've almost said goodbye to my mum on the phone the same way I do to my girlfriend. 'Bye babe'. It did, once, come off sounding like 'Bye b..um'.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Prototype » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:01 am

I once referred to Gandalf as a half-decent mod. Does that count?

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by DrDoom » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:01 am

I do this sometimes. I once called my girlfriend the same name as my dog.

She wasn't impressed.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by KK » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:03 am

"Elizab...Claire".

It's happened to us all, with one name or another.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Vermin » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:03 am

Prototype wrote:I once referred to Gandalf as a half-decent mod. Does that count?


I think there's confusion over the terminology of freudian slip, here.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stroke

might be more accurate.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by smurphy » Thu Aug 21, 2008 12:04 am

I think I called my teacher mum once.

And when I worked in Tesco, I nearly called someone a 'stupid c-word' after thinking to myself after a rough night 'Bloody hell does this c-word have a lot of vouchers'.

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by Denster » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:04 am

I was talking to one of the doctors at work and she had a rather revealing top on giving a fine view of her cleavage. I was telling her about the new drug testing kits but referred to them as 'testing tits' instead whilst i gaped at her norks. :fp: :fp: :oops: :oops:

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Tragic Magic » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:23 am

Once my mum and auntie were talking about some chavs that called themselves the "Ratby Massive" in our village. For some reason I called them the "GR massive". I think I got away with it though.

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Green Gecko » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:35 am

I've called teachers "mum" before. :oops:

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PostRe: Freudian Slips
by Hexx » Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:38 am

Freudian Slips!



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