Gillette - is this the best a man can get?

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Jenuall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:46 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:Some of YouGov's poll wording and choices sometimes continue to sometimes frustrate some of me

What about ComRes, Populus or Survation? You can't just blame it all on YouGov! Others do things that are just as bad, it's not fair to pick on them! Stop singling them out!

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by OrangeRKN » Fri Jan 18, 2019 12:53 pm

That about somes it up

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Winckle » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:32 pm

#NotAllPolls

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Hexx » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:42 pm

STOP RUINING THE THREAD

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Jenuall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 1:51 pm

Yeah lets get back on track:

Personally I think Windows 98 is underrated, thoughts?

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Moggy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:09 pm

So back on topic, I have been researching razor brands that don’t force feminazi propaganda onto us.

Gillette are obviously only for SJW hair.

BIC looked like a good bet, but I just found out that the initials stand for “Black, Indian and Chinese” – no mention of white people. Racists.

Harry’s sound like a manly name, but the bastards are tricking us. Harry isn’t a version of Henry, their full name is Harryina. Bastards.

Venus? Nice try ladies but we all know Venus is Latin for vagina.

Braun? Sounds manly but they also make household appliances for use in kitchens. Kitchens where goddamn women should be. Get strawberry floated.

Philips? I checked and it appears legit, but on further examination I found out they are a Dutch company. Holland is the home of sodomy and ladies of questionable morals. No chance Philips!

Sod them all and their venom against straight white men will hit them in their pockets. I will grow a beard and laugh at the salty tears of the evil razor producers.

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Dual » Fri Jan 18, 2019 2:43 pm

I'm sure there's a joke to be made about neck beards and not shaving but I can't quite get there.

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Jenuall » Fri Jan 18, 2019 3:07 pm

Moggy wrote:So back on topic, I have been researching razor brands that don’t force feminazi propaganda onto us.

Gillette are obviously only for SJW hair.

BIC looked like a good bet, but I just found out that the initials stand for “Black, Indian and Chinese” – no mention of white people. Racists.

Harry’s sound like a manly name, but the bastards are tricking us. Harry isn’t a version of Henry, their full name is Harryina. Bastards.

Venus? Nice try ladies but we all know Venus is Latin for vagina.

Braun? Sounds manly but they also make household appliances for use in kitchens. Kitchens where goddamn women should be. Get strawberry floated.

Philips? I checked and it appears legit, but on further examination I found out they are a Dutch company. Holland is the home of sodomy and ladies of questionable morals. No chance Philips!

Sod them all and their venom against straight white men will hit them in their pockets. I will grow a beard and laugh at the salty tears of the evil razor producers.


Clearly we men need to reclaim waxing as a tool for hair removal from those vile "women" who've deprived us of it for so long.

Also it sounds like "wanking" which obviously all honest manly men enjoy almost as much as objectifying the ladies so that's an added bonus.

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PostRe: Gillette - is this the best a man can get?
by Cyburn2 » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:16 pm

These people protesting are just gonna buy Gillette again on the down low 8-)

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