Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:10 pm
I bought eggs at the shop thinking that we needed eggs.
...we didn't need eggs.
IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!
...we didn't need eggs.
IT'S CONTAGIOUS!!
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Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 9:48 pm
Disgusting display of eggstravagance Lewis.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 10:27 pm
That's a bit eggstra
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2020 11:55 pm
You've definitely eggceeded the required quantity there
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 10:48 am
Can’t be doing with mixed sized egg packs, I like my eggs to be the same bastard size.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 11:07 am
Errkal wrote:Can’t be doing with mixed sized egg packs, I like my eggs to be the same bastard size.
Errkal is Poirot, confirmed.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:51 pm
Always get mixed eggs. I don't think I've ever had a pack of mixed eggs that wasn't filled with essentially identical, medium sized eggs
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 7:57 pm
Showing some solidarity here in our kitchen today:
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:25 pm
Two kinds of olive oil. Someone’s doing alright for themselves. 
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:37 pm
TG they translated "Robusto" for us, there. Had no clue what that might have meant.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:04 pm
Cuttooth wrote:Two kinds of olive oil. Someone’s doing alright for themselves.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Tue Jun 16, 2020 11:23 pm
Suzz have you spent it all on hookers and blow yet
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:47 am
aayl1 wrote:Suzz have you spent it all on hookers and blow yet
Sadly not, I got a TV, a sofa, a kettle and toaster. I still have £109 left to get some eggs and olive oil.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 7:56 am
You wasted OUR money on toast? Is cold bread not good enough for your lordship?
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:54 am
Surprised he didn't go for one of those fancy toasters that poaches/boils an egg at the same time!
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:57 am
Jenuall wrote:Surprised he didn't go for one of those fancy toasters that poaches/boils an egg at the same time!
I bet that's eggsactly what he bought. The decadent prick.
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:59 am
Ooo a sofa? The cold hard floor isn't good enough for today's pampered male??
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:00 am
Surely he should have been able to build his own throne out of all those egg boxes! 
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 9:06 am
Unshackeld and liberated, Chris, high on 3 day bender of cocaine, self raising flour and blueberry flavour panda pops, attempts to cook himself a 40 egg omelette:
Re: GoFundMe for Suzzopher feat. Eggs
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 4:21 pm
I hope it was a Talkie Toaster.