WWE Fast LaneDaniel Bryan vs. Roman Reigns - Number 1 Contender's Match for the WWE ChampionshipWinner (1pt): Crazy gooseberry fool goes down - no result
Will there be outside interference from Brock Lesnar? (1pt): He wouldn't shame himself by appearing. No.
John Cena vs. Rusev (c) - WWE United States ChampionshipWinner (1pt): There's no way Cena would lower himself to hold the US belt but they want to keep Rusev's streak going a bit longer. Cena wins by DQ
Nikki Bella (c) vs. Paige - WWE Divas ChampionshipWinner (1pt): Paige. Surely to God. Watch NXT for fux sake, Bella's doing nothing for the women's division.
Bad News Barrett (c) vs. Dean Ambrose - WWE Intercontinental Championship Winner (1pt): Ugh. Barret? See previous reasoning re Ambrose and the IC belt.
Will JBL mention Wayne Wooney on commentary? (1pt): I don't know what this means so No.
The Uso Brothers (c) vs. Tyson Kidd and Cesaro - WWE Tag Team ChampionshipWinner (1pt): It'd be good to see Cesaro get a bit of focus again but Twitter happened so he'll be in the bad books. Usos to win.
Brother vs. Brother - Goldust vs. StardustWinner (1pt): Stardust
Will Dusty Rhodes get involved? (1pt): Yes.
Short answer indicates couldn't give a gooseberry fool.
Sting confronts Triple HWill Sting abseil down to the ring? (1pt): No
Will there be a live crow in the arena? (1pt): Pardon?
Who will be left laid out in the ring at the close of the segment? Triple H/Sting/Somebody else/Nobody (3pt): Somebody else...I'm guessing Hillbilly Jim.
Bonus Question: To the nearest minute, when will the show end? (3:45, 3:46, etc.) (2pt): 3:47 DOUBLE