GRCade Anonymous Confessions

Stealing an idea from ResetEra this is the Anonymous Confessions Thread! Email me an embarrassing/interesting/weird anecdote that you wouldn't want to post with your main account and I'll repost it here anonymously. Or don't, whatever. Probably advisable to use a burner email account if you don't want me to know who the confessions are from but it's up to you.

Anonymous email sending: https://www.guerrillamail.com/

Confessions to: grcadeconfessions@gmail.com

Grotesquely illegal stories are obviously not going to be posted so if anyone's a serial killer, I don't want to hear it.

How did that ResetEra thread turn out?

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

We have some serious concerns about the state of the confessions thread, so we're temp locking it while we do a review. We'll issue a staff post once that has happened.

OFFICIAL STAFF COMMUNICATION

Given the number of confessions that are breaking both site rules and the OP's own rules, this thread will remain locked until further notice. We are really disappointed by the state of this thread. This is supposed to be for fun, and while shocking confessions are part of that, bigotry and misogyny have to be red lines.

We'll be having conversations with the community and OP to figure out if the thread has a future and what the future should look like.

Ah.

We can abandon the idea if the mod team thinks it's ill-advised but obviously I'm not going to repost everything that I receive. I think that was the issue with the ResetEra thread.

I am a grotesquely illegal serial killer.

Hi Mori

Please post anon.

This one time, I pooed my panties.

Thanks lol

OB

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Hi Mori

Please post anon.

This one time, I pooed my panties.

Thanks lol

OB

You joke but the one confession I've been sent so far was something similar.

They do this on ResetEra every year and it normally goes mostly ok. With a few disgusting/not safe for life type confessions.

I suspect the smaller community here though will probably keep it ok

ResetEra has the additional problem of the far-right nutjobs on GAF stalking them.

Memento Mori wrote:

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:Hi Mori

Please post anon.

This one time, I pooed my panties.

Thanks lol

OB

You joke but the one confession I've been sent so far was something similar.

You told me it would be posted anonymously

What a great idea, I have a few to send ove.....

Memento Mori wrote:
Grotesquely illegal stories are obviously not going to be posted so if anyone's a serial killer, I don't want to hear it.

....never mind.

Do you want to hear about if you are confessing for a mate...... who's a serial killer?

I farted on my girlfriends bed and followed through. Had to get it all dry cleaned for her. My digestive system is total garbage though, think it's a bit of a family trait.

Lex-Man wrote:I farted on my girlfriends bed and followed through. Had to get it all dry cleaned for her. My digestive system is total garbage though, think it's a bit of a family trait.

Short of all of us putting that quote in our signatures, i'm not sure how that could be LESS anonymous.....

Well, this is sure to go well...

I can probably think of a few things to share, confession does do wonders for the soul after all!

I'm amused to think that Mori is probably going to have set up an email filter to automatically send all the emails with "serial killer" in the message body to his spam folder.

kazanova_Frankenstein wrote:

Lex-Man wrote:I farted on my girlfriends bed and followed through. Had to get it all dry cleaned for her. My digestive system is total garbage though, think it's a bit of a family trait.

Short of all of us putting that quote in our signatures, i'm not sure how that could be LESS anonymous.....

I refuse to be embarrassed by my failing husk.

I also refer to my body as "the husk" for similar reasons so I deeply sympathise.

I've yet to shite the bed but I did vomit all over myself in my sleep once. Waking up in a dried chunklet cocoon was an interesting experience.

Bagsy ‘Dried Chunklet Cocoon’ for the next Christmas name change.

Poor Mori just sitting by the phone waiting for some juicy anonymous stories and here we all are just getting them right out in the open.

Isn’t this just going to give Mori a long list of blackmail material?