GRcade Big Brother 2012

Stats:
Age: 23 years and 10 months
Describe yourself in a couple of sentences: I'm a call centre worker from the north (coast that is, not the pansy English version). In my spare time I like to eat cake and drink cider whilst making fun of the Irish and Welsh.
2 Likes: Southern Comfort & Coke
2 Dislikes: Hangovers & direct debits
Your aim in the House: Either to piss everyone off or bore everyone to death. I fully expect to not last very long. Also I want to raise awareness for the campaign to ban these emoticons -

They are hideous.

Actually is ok, it's just that literally NOBODY knows how to use him properly. CITATION

And finally (answer 1 or both):
Which 1 forumite would you not like to be in the house with and why?: Errkal, that dude is omnipresent when he has access to the whole forum. Imagine if he was confined to one thread! Jesus!
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Which 1 forumite would you like to be in the house with and why?: Cuttooth, I would make his life hell. And he would enjoy it, the masochistic whore.

Age: 25
Describe yourself in a couple of sentences: Tall hairy exercise man. Probably the funniest guy in the world, and least sarcastic.
2 Likes: Pretty ladies and yoghurt
2 Dislikes: Big fat obese people, and danger farts when you have to do it quietly and it doesn't quite work out that way. Nightmare
Your aim in the House: To realy get to know my fellow housemates and create deeper connections and enjoy a valuable experience...... cuban feet, pls

And finally (answer 1 or both):
Which 1 forumite would you not like to be in the house with and why?: 1cmanny1, someone for everyone to laugh at
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Which 1 forumite would you like to be in the house with and why?: 1cmanny1, someone for everyone to laugh at

Dark Ritual wrote:Age: 21
Describe yourself in a couple of sentences: A hulking Icarus of a man, the only thing stopping me is the mummy strawberry floating sun. That's how ambitious I am.
2 Likes: Wrasslin', Earl Grey (The tea, not the poster)
2 Dislikes: Vegetables, Die Hard
Your aim in the House: Win.

And finally (answer 1 or both):
Which 1 forumite would you not like to be in the house with and why?: Archaeon.
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Which 1 forumite would you like to be in the house with and why?: Drumstick. Cool guy.

Cuban Pete wrote:Ahhhh Johnny Ryall, still my favourite housemate so far.

Johnny Ryall wrote:Not liking Die Hard? Dude not cool. Are you the guy that does actual wrestling? Plz don't hurt me.

Dark Ritual wrote:

Cuban Pete wrote:Ahhhh Johnny Ryall, still my favourite housemate so far.

This means war.

Cuban Pete wrote:

Dark Ritual wrote:

Cuban Pete wrote:Ahhhh Johnny Ryall, still my favourite housemate so far.

This means war.

Chill friend, and welcome. Have some Doritos.

Superking wrote:Age: 24
Describe yourself in a couple of sentences: I'm a dynamic go getter and Portsmouth Pirate Captain who had responsibility thrust upon him after it turned out that our old captain was a no good damn dirty criminal (Imagine that a Pirate acting like crook!!!)Aside from that I am basically you're typical Robot superhero with all the powers of both a king and Superman. Plus did I mention I’m also a robot?
2 Likes: Good conversation and a nice cup of tea
2 Dislikes: Chavs and the Daily Mail
Your aim in the House:
Just to have fun pretty much and see how far I can progress. Haven’t properly taken part in a forum game for a while and this seemed like a good opportunity to change that.

And finally (answer 1 or both):
Which 1 forumite would you not like to be in the house with and why?: Cal. Not that there’s anything wrong with him. I just think his endless climate change rants would drive me insane after a while

Which 1 forumite would you like to be in the house with and why?: Drumstick. Has always seemed like a top forumite and a nice fella to boot and was a very capable fellow wolf when I was the Alpha in AYAW a few years back