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Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:26 am
by Kanbei
Frampton missing his weight by a pound and then his opponent slipped in the shower and knocked 2 teeth out and concussed himself :lol: couldn't make it up!

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:38 pm
by Grumpy David
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Fight Milk. By bodyguards, for bodyguards. 8-)

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DAT Moustache.


First fight was short but fun. Cyborg's win was easily foreseen. Woodley vs Maia was long and boring AF. Felt bad for DC, really wanted him to knock Jones clean out and he won the first 2 rounds too. Think that fight went on for a few too many punches at the end, DC looked badly hurt afterwards. Probably shouldn't have been interviewed afterwards, reminded me of Overeem's post fight interview. Also this GIF:

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Matter of time before another freakshow comes along and Jones loses. Probably won't be for another few years. In the meantime, I'd love to see Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:46 pm
by zXe
Is Brock lesnar really fighting Jon Jones? That be more of a farce than Mayweather Mcgregor.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:54 pm
by Grumpy David
zXe wrote:Is Brock lesnar really fighting Jon Jones? That be more of a farce than Mayweather Mcgregor.


No USADA testing, have the fight held in international waters and maybe Jones enters the ring 40lbs heavier than Brock. :shifty:

Jones suggested that fight in his post-fight interview. I want it to become reality.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:45 pm
by JiggerJay
Stayed up last night to watch this, DC was doing really well Imo he was constantly pushing forwards and really kept Jones at bay, the finish was special and the aftermath was quite heartwarming as well seeing Jones evolve as a person rather than rub salt in the wounds.

But what the strawberry float Rogan?! DC was clearly out of it and he decides to try and interview him, I also had the feeling with three of them on the commentary team they are prepping for Rogan to go

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:01 pm
by Lotus
Ugh, I hate Jones. DC was looking really good as well, right up until the headkick. The confidence and demeanour was a lot different to their first fight and I was hoping it would go the distance as I reckon DC would've won the decision.

I skipped through Woodley-Maia, so dull. Dana shitting on Woodley after the fight as well, and confirming GSP-Bisping instead of GSP-Woodley. :lol:

Lawler-Cerrone was great fun. Not sure Lawler won it as convincingly as the judges made out, but it could've gone either way for me.

Lesnar vs Jones was being hyped a lot before the fight, so wasn't too surprised when Jones called him out. Would love to see Lesnar snap those chicken legs. :nod:

Also, who was that on commentary with Anik and Rogan? Cruz? Sounded so whiny and annoying. The 3-way commentary is so gooseberry fool.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:23 pm
by Mafro
So Bisping vs GSP is on again huh.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:17 pm
by KK
Just seen the price of the Mayweather/McGregor fight in the US on PPV...$100. :slol:

Sky Sports got it for £20.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:39 pm
by Grumpy David
KK wrote:Just seen the price of the Mayweather/McGregor fight in the US on PPV...$100. :slol:

Sky Sports got it for £20.


I was under the impression that UFC PPVs normally cost that much in the USA?

Makes £20 sound like a bargain though!

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:31 am
by zXe
Jon Jones has failed his UFC 214 post-fight drug test. strawberry floating hell.. I actually don't even know what to say to this guy anymore.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:21 am
by Grumpy David
zXe wrote:Jon Jones has failed his UFC 214 post-fight drug test. strawberry floating hell.. I actually don't even know what to say to this guy anymore.



This strawberry floating guy. :fp: :fp: :fp:

Jon Jones ffs.

Poor DC. :x

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:30 am
by Mafro
He posted this a month ago:

twitter.com/JonnyBones/status/888441810825228289



:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:39 am
by Rocsteady
If he doesn't now get a life time ban the UFC is a total joke.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:50 am
by Floex
Jon Jones gonna Jon Jones.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:07 pm
by Mafro
I feel so sorry for this guy :lol:

twitter.com/jonjones/status/900210454290718720


Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:53 pm
by Rog
Anyone who has "cat fancier" in his bio deserves all the hate he gets. Even if it isn't aimed at him.

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:30 pm
by Irene Demova
Didn't believe this when I read it because of how stupid Jones would have to be to have done it :lol:

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:38 pm
by Skippy
Rocsteady wrote:If he doesn't now get a life time ban the UFC is a total joke.


Jones/Lesnar though, can Dana turn down that money-spinner? Maybe let them both roid up beforehand :lol:

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm
by Rocsteady
Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout

Re: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!

Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:35 pm
by Mafro
Bisping vs GSP for UFC 217 is official.