Re: GRcade Pirates FC IV - West Ham, Newcastle p78
Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2011 1:32 pm
In a desperate attempt to find a club more suited to his level, Caliban's agent prepares a series of video clips to send to interested managers.
Cosmo wrote:Cosmo played just twice for Lyon in February but did provide two assists in their 5-1 Ligue 1 win over AC Arles-Avignon. He didn't feature in their 2-3 home defeat to Arsenal in the First Knockout Round of the Champions League. Shame
Idiots.
Cuttooth wrote:17/3 - Blackburn Rovers vs. GRcade Pirates
Line up1 min Kick Off 0 : 0
Blackburn kicked off
2 min N'Zonzi Goal 1 : 0
Brett Emerton intercepted the pass
Emerton took the ball forward
Emerton crossed the ball low from the right
Red Devil got to the ball first
Red Devil tried to put the ball behind
Corner
Konchesky aimed the corner at the far post
N'Zonzi out-jumped Red Devil
N'Zonzi headed the ball towards the goal
N'ZONZI SCORED FOR BLACKBURN!!
3 min Kick Off 1 : 0
GRcade Kicked Off
Hank Scorpio half volleyed the ball back 20 yards towards Caliban
Caliban advanced with the ball
Caliban passed it left to Stu
Stu was to the left of his own area
Stu passed it forward to jamcc
jamcc brought the ball forward
Excellent sliding tackle from Emerton, easily dispossessing jamcc
It was well intercepted by Roonmastor
Roonmastor cut infield with the ball
Cerra cleared the ball
An excellent intervention by Cerra
5 min Gamst Pedersen Injury 1 : 0
Gamst Pedersen needed off-field treatment from the physio
Gamst Pedersen was injured in a challenge with Wiggles
10 min Kalinic Goal 2 : 0
Emerton tried to find N'Zonzi with a pass to feet
Steven N'Zonzi passed forward first time to Kalinic
Kalinic moved forward with the ball
Kalinic passed it right to Roberts
Roberts brought the ball forward
Roberts passed along the floor for Andrews to pick it up
Andrews poked the ball forward for Kalinic to chase
Kalinic did well to take the ball into the penalty area
KALINIC SCORED FOR BLACKBURN!!
GRcade were in danger of going under
11 min Kick Off 2 : 0
GRcade got the game underway
Hank Scorpio half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Caliban
Caliban came forward
Caliban hit it forward to jamcc
jamcc came forward
jamcc looked for Count Nood to his right
Count Nood moved the ball first time to his left for Stu
Stu was deep inside his own half
Stu played the one-two with Caliban
Stu with the ball for GRcade
Stu found jamcc with a low forward pass
jamcc brought the ball forward
jamcc looked for the pass right to melatonin
melatonin took the ball over the halfway line
melatonin passed it right to Skippy
Skippy took the ball forward
A freekick was awarded to GRcade
Konchesky fouled Skippy by holding onto his shirt
The referee reached into his pocket and pulled out a yellow card for Konchesky
Stu played the ball forward
N'Zonzi headed the ball
Corner
14 min jamcc Warning 2 : 0
Emerton came forward
jamcc stuck out his leg to bring down Emerton
Mr Dean gave Blackburn a free kick
jamcc got a telling off from the referee
17 min Kalinic Chance 2 : 0
Kalinic passed left along the floor for Gamst Pedersen to pick it up
Gamst Pedersen ran with the ball
Gamst Pedersen moved the ball forward for Kalinic
Solid tackle from Kalinic, easily dispossessing Caliban
But he couldn't direct it goalwards
21 min Gamst Pedersen Yellow Card 2 : 0
melatonin went down after a trip by Gamst Pedersen
Freekick was given
The referee showed Morten Gamst Pedersen a yellow card
24 min Skippy Goal 2 : 1
Skippy brought the ball forward
Skippy played a pinpoint pass to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio brought the ball forward
Driven in low by Hank Scorpio
Robinson did well to turn the ball away
Cerra was under pressure with the ball
Cerra hoofed the ball clear
Stu made a great interception
Stu kept the ball moving
Stu passed to Count Nood
N'Zonzi did well to pick out and intercept that pass
N'Zonzi advanced with the ball
N'Zonzi passed along the floor for Nikola Kalinic to pick it up
Count Nood failed to reach the ball
Nikola Kalinic kept the ball moving
Nikola Kalinic tried to find Roberts with pass to the left
Jason Roberts moved forward with the ball
Roberts played the ball down the right
Kalinic ran with the ball
Kalinic moved the ball left for Emerton
Stu came forward
Stu moved the ball forward for jamcc
jamcc moved forward with the ball
jamcc played it up towards Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio took the ball forward
Givet passed to his right first time to Cerra
N'Zonzi fouls Hank Scorpio by holding onto his shirt
A freekick was awarded
The referee reached into his pocket and showed a yellow card to N'Zonzi
Caliban played the ball forward
Skippy tried to get onto the pass
Skippy was in a dangerous position
Skippy moved inside the penalty area
SKIPPY SCORED FOR GRCADE!!
25 min Kick Off 2 : 1
Blackburn got the action underway
Andrews kept the ball moving
Keith Andrews played the ball to N'Zonzi's feet
Roonmastor did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Roonmastor got past N'Zonzi
Roonmastor came forward
A crucial intervention by Phil Jones
40 min Skippy Chance 2 : 1
jamcc played the ball back to Count Nood
Stu played the one-two with Count Nood
Stu came forward
Stu laid it right to jamcc
jamcc took the ball forward
A superb sliding tackle from Cerra to dispossess jamcc
Emerton cleared the ball
jamcc couldn't believe the penalty wasn't given for Cerra's challenge
The ball went out for a throw-in
The throw-in was taken by jamcc
Count Nood exchanged passes with jamcc
Count Nood moved forward with the ball
Count Nood tried to find Stu with a pass to feet
Stu advanced with the ball
Stu sent the ball far post from the left
Phil Jones headed the ball to safety
Red Devil won the ball in the air from Nikola Kalinic
Red Devil headed the ball to Wiggles
Wiggles advanced with the ball
Excellent sliding tackle from Gamst Pedersen, easily dispossessing Wiggles
Wiggles showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Wiggles took the ball forward
Wiggles lost out to Gamst Pedersen
Morten Gamst Pedersen advanced with the ball
Blackburn had a chance to launch a counter attack
Morten Gamst Pedersen came forward
Gamst Pedersen knocked it down the line for Kalinic
Nikola Kalinic went to the byline
An inch perfect tackle from Red Devil, winning the ball from Nikola Kalinic
Corner
Gamst Pedersen took the corner
jamcc got above Kalinic to clear the ball
Roberts had no problem in intercepting the ball
Jason Roberts ran with the ball
Jason Roberts was allowed space to run with the ball
Roberts with the ball for Blackburn
Roberts played the ball down the left to Gamst Pedersen's feet
Morten Gamst Pedersen moved forward with the ball
Gamst Pedersen crossed the ball low from the left
Red Devil scrambled the ball away
Jones closed in and intercepted the ball
Jones ran at the heart of the GRcade defence
melatonin tried to find jamcc with a pass to feet
Jones was fouled by melatonin holding him back
A freekick was awarded
Gamst Pedersen took the freekick
But N'Zonzi put it well wide
Goal kick
DarkRitual lifted the goal kick upfield
N'Zonzi flicked the ball onto Roberts
Jason Roberts knocked the ball down for Kalinic
A superb sliding tackle from Red Devil to dispossess Kalinic
Caliban laid it right first time to Wiggles
Wiggles was to the right of his own area
It was knocked back to the keeper by Wiggles
DarkRitual moved forward with the ball
DarkRitual passed it forward to Red Devil
Red Devil brought the ball forward
Red Devil laid it back to the keeper
DarkRitual ran with the ball
DarkRitual searched out Wiggles to his right
Wiggles came forward
Wiggles found Skippy with a low forward pass
Skippy came forward
Skippy played the ball ahead looking for Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio brought the ball forward
Hank Scorpio played the ball right to Roonmastor's feet
Roonmastor took the ball forward
An inch perfect tackle from Konchesky, winning the ball from Roonmastor
Red Devil showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Red Devil looked for Roonmastor in front of him with a first time pass
Roonmastor came forward
Roonmastor looked for Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio moved forward with the ball
Hank Scorpio played the ball down the left
jamcc came forward
jamcc brought the ball inside
jamcc continued to come forward unopposed
Corner
Skippy looked to send a hanging ball over from the corner
Kalinic headed the ball clear
Stu succesfully won the ball from Jason Roberts
Jason Roberts with the ball for Blackburn
Roberts looked for Gamst Pedersen to his right
Gamst Pedersen took the ball forward
Gamst Pedersen centred the ball
Caliban got to the ball first
Caliban played the ball to Red Devil's feet
Wiggles squares the ball left first time to DarkRitual
DarkRitual came forward
DarkRitual hoofed the ball clear
Givet got above Roonmastor to win the ball
Headed by Givet
Caliban cleared the ball to safety
Count Nood nodded the ball on
Givet read the game well to intercept the ball
Givet found N'Zonzi with a low first time pass right
N'Zonzi looked for Kalinic in front of him with a first time pass
Perfectly timed sliding tackle by Wiggles
melatonin went down after a trip by Andrews
Mike Dean gave GRcade a free kick
The freekick was quickly taken by DarkRitual
Givet rose above Roonmastor to clear the ball
Caliban did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Caliban played the ball right first time to melatonin's feet
melatonin kept the ball moving
melatonin played the ball to Wiggles' feet
Wiggles took the ball out of his own half
Wiggles found Skippy with a low forward pass
Skippy came forward
Skippy continued unopposed
Konchesky made a good sliding challenge on Skippy
The ball crossed the line for a throw-in
Skippy was ordered off the field for treatment
Skippy was injured in a challenge with Konchesky
Wiggles took the throw-in
Gamst Pedersen got his head to the ball
Stu had no problem in intercepting the ball
Stu advanced with the ball
Freekick was given to GRcade
Givet fouled Stu by holding onto his shirt
Stu whipped in the freekick
N'Zonzi headed the ball to safety
Wiggles showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Wiggles took the ball forward
Wiggles played the ball forward
jamcc headed the ball to Count Nood
The assistant referee raised his flag...
jamcc was offside
Free kick to Blackburn
Robinson played it up towards Emerton
Emerton advanced with the ball
Emerton played the ball to Cerra's feet
Cerra kept the ball moving
The ball was played all the way back to Robinson
Paul Robinson played the ball first time looking for Konchesky
Konchesky came forward
Konchesky found Morten Gamst Pedersen with a low forward pass
Gamst Pedersen tried to find Kalinic first time with a low pass to his right
Kalinic ran with the ball
Kalinic fed the ball out left for Gamst Pedersen
Gamst Pedersen kept the ball moving
Gamst Pedersen passed to Andrews
Andrews came forward
Andrews passed to Konchesky down the left side
Konchesky centred the ball
Stu cleared the ball from danger
Hank Scorpio headed the ball square to jamcc
GRcade tried to launch a counter attack
jamcc came forward
jamcc looked up and spotted the run of Skippy
Good play by Skippy in making himself some space
The ball hit the woodwork and bounced clear
That was a sitter
The crowd are shaking their heads in disbelief at that miss
Phil Jones hacked off the line!
45+1 min Gamst Pedersen Chance 2 : 1
Jones exchanged passes with N'Zonzi
Jones found Andrews with a low forward first time pass
Andrews advanced with the ball
Andrews played the ball forward
Stu made the clearance
Stu did well to avert the danger
Emerton did well to pick out and intercept that pass
Emerton with the ball for Blackburn
Throw-in
Stu threw the ball in
Roonmastor knocked it down to Count Nood with his head
Emerton half volleyed the ball back 25 yards towards Givet
Freekick was given
N'Zonzi was penalised for a trip on Count Nood
2 minutes of added time were to be played
Stu played the ball forward
jamcc took the ball forward
Jones slide tackled jamcc
Cerra was deep inside his own half
Cerra tried to find Emerton with a forward pass to feet
Emerton took the ball forward
Blackburn tried to launch a counter attack
Emerton came forward
Emerton looked for N'Zonzi
Steven N'Zonzi searched out Kalinic first time
Kalinic moved forward with the ball
GRcade were inviting Kalinic onto them
Kalinic moved forward with the ball
Kalinic passed to Steven N'Zonzi
Steven N'Zonzi took the ball forward
N'Zonzi passed it down the right to Cerra
Cerra brought the ball forward
Cerra exchanged passes with Emerton
Cerra delivered the ball first time to the far post
Gamst Pedersen had the beating in the air of Skippy
Gamst Pedersen got his head to the ball
But it went over the bar
Goal kick for GRcade
jamcc needed off-field treatment from the physio
jamcc was injured in a challenge with Jones
45+1 min End Of First Half 2 : 1
Half time
45+1 min Substitution 2 : 1
Spindash replaced Stu at half time
46 min Kick Off 2 : 1
GRcade got the game underway
48 min Wiggles Yellow Card 2 : 1
Freekick was given
Nikola Kalinic was tripped by Wiggles
Wiggles received a yellow card
51 min Substitution 2 : 1
Blackburn had a player to come on
Nelsen came on for Konchesky
54 min jamcc Chance 2 : 1
Roonmastor passed to Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio ran with the ball
Hank Scorpio looked for Count Nood to his left
Count Nood poked the ball forward for jamcc to chase
jamcc played it past Cerra
But jamcc put it well wide
57 min Kalinic Yellow Card 2 : 1
A freekick was awarded
Kalinic tripped Red Devil
Nikola Kalinic was shown a yellow card
63 min Corner 2 : 1
Spindash threw the ball in
melatonin came forward
melatonin played a pinpoint pass to Skippy
Good play by Skippy in making himself some space
Jones cleanly tackled the ball
Corner-kick
67 min Corner 2 : 1
Spindash took the ball forward
Spindash and Count Nood exchanged passes
Spindash brought the ball forward
Spindash was allowed space to run with the ball
Spindash put a low cross in to the near post
The rebound fell to melatonin
It was no problem for Robinson
Robinson searched out Givet
Givet took the ball forward
Givet laid it forward to Gamst Pedersen
Morten Gamst Pedersen ran with the ball
Gamst Pedersen played the ball upfield looking for the run of Kalinic
Kalinic worked the ball inside
Kalinic was allowed to continue his run
Kalinic took the ball forward
Red Devil cleanly tackled the ball
He was looking very motivated and committed
Corner-kick to Blackburn
69 min Substitution 2 : 1
GRcade looked to make a double substitution
Benzin finished his warm up and replaced jamcc
Nova on for Skippy
71 min Substitution 2 : 1
Blackburn made a substitution
Grella came on to replace Cerra
73 min Kalinic Goal 3 : 1
Morten Gamst Pedersen threw the ball back into play
Benzin headed the ball clear
Morten Gamst Pedersen had no problem in intercepting the ball
Morten Gamst Pedersen took the ball forward
He continued to bring the ball forward unchallenged
Gamst Pedersen crossed the ball low and hard from the right
Kalinic moved forward with the ball
Kalinic rifled in a half volley
THAT WAS HIS SECOND
73 min Substitution 3 : 1
Blackburn brought a fresh pair of legs on
Andrews made for the bench and was replaced by Zurab Khizanishvili
75 min Kick Off 3 : 1
GRcade got the action underway
Hank Scorpio tried to find Count Nood with a pass to feet
Count Nood came forward
Count Nood passed back to Red Devil
Red Devil looked for Caliban to his left with a first time pass
Caliban took the ball forward
Caliban passed along the floor for Spindash to pick it up
Spindash with the ball for GRcade
Spindash played the ball forward to Benzin's feet
Benzin took the ball forward
Benzin hit a 30 yard ball ahead of Roonmastor
Phil Jones headed the ball clear
Throw-in
Blackburn changed to a 4-3-3
Spindash played the ball down the line for Hank Scorpio
Hank Scorpio tried to find Benzin with a pass to feet
Benzin with the ball for GRcade
Blackburn were inviting Benzin onto them
Benzin ran with the ball
Benzin passed through to Nova
Nova found himself in some space
Nova found himself in some space
Nova had the goal at his mercy!
The assistant referee raised his flag...
Nova was offside
Freekick was given
Robinson hit a 30 yard ball forward to Givet
Givet ran with the ball
Gaël Givet played the ball long
Kalinic jumped above Caliban
Kalinic flicked the ball on
Spindash read the game well to intercept the ball
Spindash with the ball for GRcade
Spindash found DarkRitual with a low pass right
DarkRitual cleared the ball
Khizanishvili showed great composure in intercepted the ball
Khizanishvili played the ball left first time to Steven N'Zonzi's feet
Count Nood made a great interception
Count Nood played the ball forward
Roonmastor dispossessed Khizanishvili
Khizanishvili could not stop Roonmastor going past him
Roonmastor brought the ball forward
Roonmastor tried to find Benzin with a pass to feet
Benzin took the play inside
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin tried to find Count Nood with pass to the left
Count Nood shot from distance
It was no problem for Robinson
Paul Robinson played it up towards Gaël Givet
Givet was to the left of his own area
Gaël Givet put his foot on the ball
Givet looked to play the ball long to Roberts
Roberts came forward
Blackburn tried to launch a counter attack
Roberts kept the ball moving
Roberts passed forward to Kalinic
Kalinic ran with the ball
Red Devil made a good sliding challenge on Kalinic
The ball went out for a throw-in
Gaël Givet threw the ball in
Roberts came forward
Roberts tried to find Givet with a pass to feet
Givet ran with the ball
Gaël Givet played it right towards Gamst Pedersen
Grella moved forward with the ball
An inch perfect tackle from melatonin, winning the ball from Grella
N'Zonzi lost out to Hank Scorpio
Steven N'Zonzi slide tackled Hank Scorpio
Givet kept the ball moving
Gaël Givet played the ball forward to Roberts' feet
Roberts curled it first time to the near post
DarkRitual saved and held the ball
DarkRitual played it up towards Spindash
Spindash kept the play moving down the left
Spindash passed along the floor for Benzin to pick it up
Benzin went by the challenge of Khizanishvili
Benzin came forward
Sensible play by Benzin as he put the ball into touch so Hank Scorpio could receive treatment
Throw-in
Hank Scorpio came off after picking up a knock
Hank Scorpio was injured by N'Zonzi
82 min DarkRitual Save 3 : 1
Khizanishvili took the ball forward
Freekick was given to Blackburn
Khizanishvili was tripped by Benzin
Benzin was given a stern telling off
Gamst Pedersen whipped in the freekick
Kalinic jumped above Caliban
Kalinic headed the ball towards the goal
DarkRitual beat the ball away
Roonmastor put the ball out for a throw in
Blackburn changed to a 4-3-3
Givet took the throw-in
Kalinic came forward
Kalinic passed to Gamst Pedersen
Gamst Pedersen took the ball forward
Gamst Pedersen exchanged passes with Givet
Gamst Pedersen with the ball for Blackburn
Morten Gamst Pedersen looked for Givet
Gaël Givet with the ball for Blackburn
Givet tried to find Grella with pass to the right
Grella looked for Gamst Pedersen in front of him with a first time pass
Gamst Pedersen with the ball for Blackburn
DarkRitual saved and held onto the ball
84 min Robinson Save 3 : 1
Throw-in
The throw-in was taken by Benzin
Count Nood and Benzin exchanged passes
Paul Robinson saved and clutched the ball gratefully to his chest
89 min Corner 3 : 1
Blackburn changed to a 4-3-3
Wiggles threw the ball in
Nova took the ball past N'Zonzi
Nova ran with the ball
Givet slide tackled Nova
Corner
90 min Added Time 3 : 1
3 minutes of injury time were to be played
90+2 min Nova Chance 3 : 1
Spindash threw the ball back into play
Benzin advanced with the ball
Benzin played the one-two with Spindash
Benzin took the ball right to the byline
Benzin put a low cross in to the far post
Nova headed the ball towards the goal
But Nova headed it over the bar
90+4 min Full Time 3 : 1
Full time
Kalinic had been sensational
Match overview / stats
Player ratings / stats
Goal Highlights
17/3 - Hank Scorpio season looks like it's over, after breaking his arm during the Blackburn match he will be out for action for 6 to 7 weeks
Cuttooth's strong words against the referee's decisions has resulted in a touchline ban for the next match...
21/3 - League Table
Kanbei wrote:I should never have been sold though