GRcade Secret Santa 2023 - Victims Being Sent Out!

victim received :nod:

I’m gutted for time for a while I forgot about this, didn’t login and missed out. :cry:

Hope you all have a good time :wub:

gaminglegend wrote:I’m gutted for time for a while I forgot about this, didn’t login and missed out. Hope you all have a good time

Ask Chalmers if you're allowed to join, the only stipulation is that you must buy for Ad7

One year I'm going to hand deliver the presents like a real life Santa. This is not the year.

Ecno wrote:One year I'm going to hand deliver the presents like a real life Santa. This is not the year.

One day I'm going to go to their house and set up spy cameras and watch them forever.

This is that year. :datass:

Ecno wrote:One year I'm going to hand deliver the presents like a real life Santa. This is not the year.

I've hand delivered once (the year I made the GRcade pinata).
And have (sneakily) been hand delivered to once (to my knowledge).
When Jenuall snuck up pretending to be a yodel courier and caught me in my wanking joggers :lol:

Plus the real pleasure of stalking your victims house on street view.

...And imagining yourself standing outside the living room window on a dark night.
You're behind the bush and the newly planted conifer and they've got the lights on, so they can't see you standing there.
And you just... watch them go about their lives. The intricacies of their night time ritual. As they struggle for a balance between rest and personal betterment. As they ponder their existence and the meaning of it all...

Some of you have nice houses. Beautiful even :wub:

LewisD wrote:Plus the real pleasure of stalking your victims house on street view.

...And imagining yourself standing outside the living room window on a dark night.
You're behind the bush and the newly planted conifer and they've got the lights on, so they can't see you standing there.
And you just... watch them go about their lives. The intricacies of their night time ritual. As they struggle for a balance between rest and personal betterment. As they ponder their existence and the meaning of it all...

Some of you have nice houses. Beautiful even

Then you can imagine turning up at their door to give them their present in person and getting the door shut in your face. :toot:

Qikz wrote:
LewisD wrote:Plus the real pleasure of stalking your victims house on street view.

...And imagining yourself standing outside the living room window on a dark night.
You're behind the bush and the newly planted conifer and they've got the lights on, so they can't see you standing there.
And you just... watch them go about their lives. The intricacies of their night time ritual. As they struggle for a balance between rest and personal betterment. As they ponder their existence and the meaning of it all...

Some of you have nice houses. Beautiful even

Then you can imagine turning up at their door to give them their present in person and getting the door shut in your face.

Turning up at their door like this.

Moggy and I live about 15 minutes from each other. If you give me his address, I'll turn up at his door dressed like Frank butcher.

Victor Mildew wrote:Moggy and I live about 15 minutes from each other. If you give me his address, I'll turn up at his door dressed like Frank butcher.

If you do, then quite frankly I'll butcher you.

You guys should go for a pint!
Ad can grumpily listen to moggy recalling everyone's post history from memory it'll be great

Also, I'm sorry to bring this up for the millionth year in a row.

If someone is "Christmas day safe"
Does this mean I can send rude things?
Or does that mean they need their Christmas day to be "safe" from rude things?

LewisD wrote:You guys should go for a pint!
Ad can grumpily listen to moggy recalling everyone's post history from memory it'll be great

He'd love that.

What I would actually do is take him to a pub where the jukebox was stuck on Shed Seven's seminal 1996 album, A Maximum High.

Moggy wrote:
LewisD wrote:You guys should go for a pint!
Ad can grumpily listen to moggy recalling everyone's post history from memory it'll be great

He'd love that.

What I would actually do is take him to a pub where the jukebox was stuck on Shed Seven's seminal 1996 album, A Maximum High.

Don't threaten me with a good time :capnscotty:

Victor Mildew wrote:
Moggy wrote:
LewisD wrote:You guys should go for a pint!
Ad can grumpily listen to moggy recalling everyone's post history from memory it'll be great

He'd love that.

What I would actually do is take him to a pub where the jukebox was stuck on Shed Seven's seminal 1996 album, A Maximum High.

Don't threaten me with a good time

LewisD wrote:
Ecno wrote:One year I'm going to hand deliver the presents like a real life Santa. This is not the year.

I've hand delivered once (the year I made the GRcade pinata).
And have (sneakily) been hand delivered to once (to my knowledge).
When Jenuall snuck up pretending to be a yodel courier and caught me in my wanking joggers

It ends up costing like half the cost of the present in packaging items and posting, so the plan was to take that money and enjoy a day out somewhere new.

LewisD wrote:Also, I'm sorry to bring this up for the millionth year in a row.

If someone is "Christmas day safe"
Does this mean I can send rude things?
Or does that mean they need their Christmas day to be "safe" from rude things?

Normally it means they're fine for anything.

I've now ordered the joke present for my victim and also the really nice present.

I didn't end up buying what I really wanted to get as my wife raised some (probably valid!) objections. To my victim, if you're interested in what I was going to buy, remind me once all the names have been revealed. :lol:

GRcade Secret Santa 2023 - Victims Being Sent Out!

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