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Yorkcityknight wrote:Made this this evening with one of my staff... she is far more artistic than I am and deserves most of the credit.

Hop up and gooseberry fool on the tits and you've won the competition.

My fairly mundane effort:

I guess I ought to give this a shot only I don't really have anyone to go build a snowman with. I have one mate still in town down the road but everyone else has gone back to uni. There are loads of parks around here.

I'd feel a bit of a prat alone in the park building one!!

Nook29 wrote:From a technical standpoint, Seven's effort is nothing compared to some of these fantastic snowmen. But his features knives. KNIVES.

Yes. This is why he should win or else he'll murder all of you guys...

Technical wise, I like Starbreaker's one, LewisD's one and Yorkcityknight.

But JK's one made me laugh out loud.

Goddammit! I sneak out at 3AM to do an epic GOATSE snowman, and the snow albeit thick, just is too damn powdery and wouldn't roll!!

Bugger. Methinks I shall try again later.

Drunken_Master wrote:

Ladies and gentlemen, he is completed.







My neighbour walked past it and said, really quietly, "He's going mad, that boy" to his wife.

Not got a job then, Starbreaker?

Not so much.

A remarkable effort, I must say. As are everyone elses.

The standard here is worryingly high

Very high standard, but strawberry float it.

My terrible attempt, Jermain Desnow

Caliban wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, he is completed.

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11769.jpg

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11767.jpg

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11768.jpg

My neighbour walked past it and said, really quietly, "He's going mad, that boy" to his wife.

Quality work, though I still prefer the penisnowman from last year. The twig pubes was a genius touch.

Saint of Killers wrote:

Caliban wrote:Ladies and gentlemen, he is completed.

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11769.jpg

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11767.jpg

http://i594.photobucket.com/albums/tt28 ... C11768.jpg

My neighbour walked past it and said, really quietly, "He's going mad, that boy" to his wife.

Quality work, though I still prefer the penisnowman from last year. The twig pubes was a genius touch.

Captain Meagatron? Yeah, I loved him too.



R.I.P in peace, dear Captain. R.I.P in peace.

Going to keep this running for as long as this snowspell lasts. Great entries this year, judging who gets second place will be extremely tough.

Me and a few friends built a snowman today.

After building the body




Yes, that is a butchers knife in his left hand.



Drunk Unc came out to pose while we were gathering pieces for its face.



The head is coming together



The final product.




Side profile













And here's his horny little brother on the window cill.




And posing with his big bro



DAT SNOWMAN



I've loads of videos of us sliding down the road outside my house on a plastic bag. I'll post them when they're uploaded.

More snowmen!

This thread has been lacking a good old traditional snowman. So with that in mind I give you......................................

MR STAN SQUINT
A Joint Pirate and Superking effort.