Grcade Solves: Conspiracies

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Kezzer » Wed May 03, 2017 8:28 pm

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Rightey wrote:Dun dun dun...

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Pretty sure we're getting close to the truth here people.


I was reading through this thread there and saw this picture. I thought, "that looks a bit like my dog," and then I looked again and you've taken a picture of my dog and put him paw deep into a conspiracy :lol:

EDIT: Just saw the whole thing. I'm in tears :lol:


how have you only just seen this?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Corazon de Leon » Wed May 03, 2017 8:39 pm

Kezzer wrote:
Corazon de Leon wrote:
Rightey wrote:Dun dun dun...

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Pretty sure we're getting close to the truth here people.


I was reading through this thread there and saw this picture. I thought, "that looks a bit like my dog," and then I looked again and you've taken a picture of my dog and put him paw deep into a conspiracy :lol:

EDIT: Just saw the whole thing. I'm in tears :lol:


how have you only just seen this?!

:lol: :lol: :lol:


I was never quoted in any of the other posts, it just passed me by completely! :lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Kezzer » Wed May 03, 2017 8:40 pm

we all have hardcore69er to thank :lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Moggy » Wed May 03, 2017 8:49 pm

Cora :lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Rightey » Wed May 03, 2017 9:10 pm

Wow, lol. But I thought we established this wasn't Cora's dog?!

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Preezy » Wed May 03, 2017 9:58 pm

Cora's dog is a key piece of the Finland conspiracy. I'm not how the puzzle fits yet, but we're definitely getting closer.

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Corazon de Leon » Wed May 03, 2017 11:24 pm

Preezy wrote:Cora's dog is a key piece of the Finland conspiracy. I'm not how the puzzle fits yet, but we're definitely getting closer.


It's good that you are not the puzzle fit. :lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Dblock » Thu May 04, 2017 8:43 am

Moggy wrote:The idea of Ancient Aliens coming to Earth is actually correct.

But what all you sheeple get wrong is that the clue was in the name, these were very very old aliens that came to the Earth to enjoy a nice retirement. And then humans ruined it all by getting obsessed and building pyramids and henges made of stone in their honour. It made them a bit uncomfortable and they ended up leaving to spend their last days on Venus instead.


No, Pyramids was build by Africans you people just can't give them recognition and refuse to acknowledge they were way advanced than your shitty ancestors. ''Oh come on Africans can no way build that stuff...it must be aliens'' ahahah strawberry float off

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Moggy » Thu May 04, 2017 8:44 am

Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:The idea of Ancient Aliens coming to Earth is actually correct.

But what all you sheeple get wrong is that the clue was in the name, these were very very old aliens that came to the Earth to enjoy a nice retirement. And then humans ruined it all by getting obsessed and building pyramids and henges made of stone in their honour. It made them a bit uncomfortable and they ended up leaving to spend their last days on Venus instead.


No, Pyramids was build by Africans you people just can't give them recognition and refuse to acknowledge they were way advanced than your shitty ancestors. ''Oh come on Africans can no way build that stuff...it must be aliens'' ahahah strawberry float off


What do you mean you people?

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Hypes » Thu May 04, 2017 9:30 am

Moggy wrote:Has Cora seen this thread?

I really hope not, I like to think of him stumbling across it in a couple of years and thinking to himself "why was Kezzer so obsessed with my dog?" :lol:


How did Moggy know that this would be the case? Is Moggy in contact with Loki?

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Dblock » Thu May 04, 2017 9:45 am

Moggy wrote:
Dblock wrote:
Moggy wrote:The idea of Ancient Aliens coming to Earth is actually correct.

But what all you sheeple get wrong is that the clue was in the name, these were very very old aliens that came to the Earth to enjoy a nice retirement. And then humans ruined it all by getting obsessed and building pyramids and henges made of stone in their honour. It made them a bit uncomfortable and they ended up leaving to spend their last days on Venus instead.


No, Pyramids was build by Africans you people just can't give them recognition and refuse to acknowledge they were way advanced than your shitty ancestors. ''Oh come on Africans can no way build that stuff...it must be aliens'' ahahah strawberry float off


What do you mean you people?


You know exactly what I mean.

This whole notion that aliens build the pyramids but the mayans did it themselves theory is a clear sign of racism. Dear white people, seriously, Africans build that gooseberry fool. There are no aliens, millions of pictures taken every day not one has been caught on camera. spooookyyyy

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Dblock » Thu May 04, 2017 9:46 am

Oh and we never went to the moon.

40+ odd years and we never went back. Lool... Neil Armstrong and Buzz Alderin were frauds of the highest level. Actors just like Neil De Grasse Tyson.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Kezzer » Thu May 04, 2017 10:03 am

nope. not getting baited like that.

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Poser » Thu May 04, 2017 10:06 am

Dblock wrote:This whole notion that aliens build the pyramids but the mayans did it themselves theory is a clear sign of racism. Dear white people, seriously, Africans build that gooseberry fool. There are no aliens, millions of pictures taken every day not one has been caught on camera. spooookyyyy


You'd imagine that people who were racist against Africans would also be racist against the Mayans...

But I do agree with you: there is no supernatural explanation. It's just a shame that they were built by slaves. North Africans were enslaving their brothers long before the white man got in on the act. It's all disgraceful.


Ignoring the slavery, don't the pyramids match certain constellations, though? Those guys were certainly ahead of their time in terms of vision and know-how.

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Preezy » Thu May 04, 2017 10:22 am

Corazon de Leon wrote:
Preezy wrote:Cora's dog is a key piece of the Finland conspiracy. I'm not how the puzzle fits yet, but we're definitely getting closer.


It's good that you are not the puzzle fit. :lol:

They're onto us! Deleting random words in my posts so that my sentences don't make as much sense, so less people pay attention to them which helps keep the truth under wraps.

Just like that time I accidentally the whole Coke bottle :x

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Corazon de Leon » Thu May 04, 2017 10:39 am

Poser wrote:
Dblock wrote:This whole notion that aliens build the pyramids but the mayans did it themselves theory is a clear sign of racism. Dear white people, seriously, Africans build that gooseberry fool. There are no aliens, millions of pictures taken every day not one has been caught on camera. spooookyyyy


You'd imagine that people who were racist against Africans would also be racist against the Mayans...

But I do agree with you: there is no supernatural explanation. It's just a shame that they were built by slaves. North Africans were enslaving their brothers long before the white man got in on the act. It's all disgraceful.


Ignoring the slavery, don't the pyramids match certain constellations, though? Those guys were certainly ahead of their time in terms of vision and know-how.


I'm fairly sure that after significant research into the building of the pyramids they found that it was more likely they were built by teams of very skilled, very well compensated masons and builders. Apparently slaves wouldn't have had the required skillset to put all the bricks into place. That might be a lot of shite though.

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/amp.theguardian.com/world/2010/jan/11/great-pyramid-tombs-slaves-egypt

Conspiracy rating - 2/5 Lokis.

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Poser » Thu May 04, 2017 10:48 am

Not gonna let me wind up DBlock in peace?! :slol:




(But I didn't know that, so thanks for the correction.)

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Dblock » Thu May 04, 2017 11:28 am

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Poser » Thu May 04, 2017 11:32 am

:lol:

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PostRe: Grcade Solves: Conspiracies
by Corazon de Leon » Thu May 04, 2017 12:06 pm

:lol:

This is a wonderful thread.


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