Nominations Closed - see voting thread for further discussion

As the festive season is now upon us, it is time for GRcade to decide on the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

As people always hate my polls, I will allow GRcade to decide on the selection. However, we will not have nominations made in the thread.

To nominate a movie, you must send me a PM with the movie name in the title. You may only nominate once.

The nomination stage will end when either I have 20 separate nominated movies or by tomorrow evening if 20 separate movies have not been nominated.

I will then post the nominations and we can begin voting to decide what is the greatest Christmas movie of all time.

This was going to be completely anonymous but after a couple of the nominations I might change the rules on that.

Don't blame me for the gooseberry fool that Jenuall and Orange Rakoon have nominated.

That can be a sub-game, guess who nominated which movie?

Also my judgement is beyond reproach and the results of this vote will no doubt bear that out... or maybe not.

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:This was going to be completely anonymous but after a couple of the nominations I might change the rules on that.

Don't blame me for the gooseberry fool that Jenuall and Orange Rakoon have nominated.

I can't wait

Typical Moggy poll

OrangeReindeer wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:This was going to be completely anonymous but after a couple of the nominations I might change the rules on that.

Don't blame me for the gooseberry fool that Jenuall and Orange Rakoon have nominated.

I can't wait

Typical Moggy poll

It’s hard to believe but your nomination is even worse than Jenuall’s.

Worse than Jenuall, let that sink in.

You know it's Die Hard, I know it's Die Hard, we all know it's Die Hard. So why bother?

A Muppets Christmas Carol should be top 3.

Rex Kramer wrote:You know it's Die Hard, I know it's Die Hard, we all know it's Die Hard. So why bother?

Because it would stop Jenuall or OR winning.

Preezy wrote:A Muppets Christmas Carol should be top

National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation

Or

Muppets Christmas Carol

LOTR the two towers

Hardcore Fisting Bitch Vol. #11: The Gaped Crusader

Bill Clay wrote:Hardcore Fisting Bitch Vol. #11: The Gaped Crusader

ffs i was gonna nominate that

it is everyones favourite family christmas film about child neglect and torture that is right it is home alone. the main character of home alone is a little boy whos name is called kevin but everyone just calls him kev the slev for short because he is always making loads of spit go down his chin to make people laugh and my best bit in it is when kev the slev spits a whole mouthful of spit on top of a pizza and he says for his mum to clean it up and then his mum says ugh kevin you are such a disease and then she locks him in the loft and his cousin does a wee on him when he is sleeping and then his family all decide to go on holiday and they leave kevin in the loft on his own because he is the most unpopular brother in his family and when he wakes up he realises that everyone is gone and then he sees 2 robbers outside of his house and he hears them saying that they are going to rob his house at 9 o clock at midnight so kevin sets up loads of some traps in his house so that he can catch the robbers and kill them and then when it is at night time he hears the robbers climbing in through the cat flap in the kitchen so he goes in to the kitchen and he says to the robbers that if they come in to his house he will kill them and the robbers just start laughing and they say haha you cant kill us you are only 5 years old and we are both 20 years old and then kevin says ok then you asked for it and he puts a flame thrower with a knife tied to the end of it out of the door and he flames the robbers right in their faces and he slashes their legs with the knife and the robbers have to eat loads of snow to cool themselfs down and then the tall robber stands on a nail and it goes right inside of his foot and it comes out the top of his head and it is so disgusting and a massive spider comes out of his mouth because he is screaming so much and then when the robbers are lay on the floor and they are nearly dead kevin goes up to them and he starts laughing and he makes loads of spit come out of his mouth and go down his chin and into the robbers mouthes and he says have you had enough spit or are you thirsty for more and then the police come and they arrest the robbers and kevin says that was close and then he goes to sleep on his bedroom floor because he is so tired and starved and when he wakes up in the morning time he goes downstairs and he stands in his living room and he looks at a photograph of himself for about a hour and then he hears some footsteps behind him and he says i know them familiar footsteps and he turns around and it is his mum and she says merry christmas kevin and he says merry christmas mum and she realises that she does love him after all and then right at the end of the film kevins dad finds a gold tooth on the floor and he says to kevin did you lose your gold tooth and kevin says oh yeah i wondered where that thing went to and then he puts his gold tooth back inside of his mouth and then there is a close up shot of kevins smiling face and then he says merry christmas in a really deep slow motion voice and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is the best christmas film that the world has ever known

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:

OrangeReindeer wrote:

Partridge Iciclebubbles wrote:This was going to be completely anonymous but after a couple of the nominations I might change the rules on that.

Don't blame me for the gooseberry fool that Jenuall and Orange Rakoon have nominated.

I can't wait

Typical Moggy poll

It’s hard to believe but your nomination is even worse than Jenuall’s.

Worse than Jenuall, let that sink in.

Ouch.

And the season of goodwill as well.

Lethal Weapon

Grumpy Cat's Worst Christmas Ever

NickSCFC wrote:

it is everyones favourite family christmas film about child neglect and torture that is right it is home alone. the main character of home alone is a little boy whos name is called kevin but everyone just calls him kev the slev for short because he is always making loads of spit go down his chin to make people laugh and my best bit in it is when kev the slev spits a whole mouthful of spit on top of a pizza and he says for his mum to clean it up and then his mum says ugh kevin you are such a disease and then she locks him in the loft and his cousin does a wee on him when he is sleeping and then his family all decide to go on holiday and they leave kevin in the loft on his own because he is the most unpopular brother in his family and when he wakes up he realises that everyone is gone and then he sees 2 robbers outside of his house and he hears them saying that they are going to rob his house at 9 o clock at midnight so kevin sets up loads of some traps in his house so that he can catch the robbers and kill them and then when it is at night time he hears the robbers climbing in through the cat flap in the kitchen so he goes in to the kitchen and he says to the robbers that if they come in to his house he will kill them and the robbers just start laughing and they say haha you cant kill us you are only 5 years old and we are both 20 years old and then kevin says ok then you asked for it and he puts a flame thrower with a knife tied to the end of it out of the door and he flames the robbers right in their faces and he slashes their legs with the knife and the robbers have to eat loads of snow to cool themselfs down and then the tall robber stands on a nail and it goes right inside of his foot and it comes out the top of his head and it is so disgusting and a massive spider comes out of his mouth because he is screaming so much and then when the robbers are lay on the floor and they are nearly dead kevin goes up to them and he starts laughing and he makes loads of spit come out of his mouth and go down his chin and into the robbers mouthes and he says have you had enough spit or are you thirsty for more and then the police come and they arrest the robbers and kevin says that was close and then he goes to sleep on his bedroom floor because he is so tired and starved and when he wakes up in the morning time he goes downstairs and he stands in his living room and he looks at a photograph of himself for about a hour and then he hears some footsteps behind him and he says i know them familiar footsteps and he turns around and it is his mum and she says merry christmas kevin and he says merry christmas mum and she realises that she does love him after all and then right at the end of the film kevins dad finds a gold tooth on the floor and he says to kevin did you lose your gold tooth and kevin says oh yeah i wondered where that thing went to and then he puts his gold tooth back inside of his mouth and then there is a close up shot of kevins smiling face and then he says merry christmas in a really deep slow motion voice and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is the best christmas film that the world has ever known

wtf was that

It's in line 1?

Preezy wrote:

NickSCFC wrote:

it is everyones favourite family christmas film about child neglect and torture that is right it is home alone. the main character of home alone is a little boy whos name is called kevin but everyone just calls him kev the slev for short because he is always making loads of spit go down his chin to make people laugh and my best bit in it is when kev the slev spits a whole mouthful of spit on top of a pizza and he says for his mum to clean it up and then his mum says ugh kevin you are such a disease and then she locks him in the loft and his cousin does a wee on him when he is sleeping and then his family all decide to go on holiday and they leave kevin in the loft on his own because he is the most unpopular brother in his family and when he wakes up he realises that everyone is gone and then he sees 2 robbers outside of his house and he hears them saying that they are going to rob his house at 9 o clock at midnight so kevin sets up loads of some traps in his house so that he can catch the robbers and kill them and then when it is at night time he hears the robbers climbing in through the cat flap in the kitchen so he goes in to the kitchen and he says to the robbers that if they come in to his house he will kill them and the robbers just start laughing and they say haha you cant kill us you are only 5 years old and we are both 20 years old and then kevin says ok then you asked for it and he puts a flame thrower with a knife tied to the end of it out of the door and he flames the robbers right in their faces and he slashes their legs with the knife and the robbers have to eat loads of snow to cool themselfs down and then the tall robber stands on a nail and it goes right inside of his foot and it comes out the top of his head and it is so disgusting and a massive spider comes out of his mouth because he is screaming so much and then when the robbers are lay on the floor and they are nearly dead kevin goes up to them and he starts laughing and he makes loads of spit come out of his mouth and go down his chin and into the robbers mouthes and he says have you had enough spit or are you thirsty for more and then the police come and they arrest the robbers and kevin says that was close and then he goes to sleep on his bedroom floor because he is so tired and starved and when he wakes up in the morning time he goes downstairs and he stands in his living room and he looks at a photograph of himself for about a hour and then he hears some footsteps behind him and he says i know them familiar footsteps and he turns around and it is his mum and she says merry christmas kevin and he says merry christmas mum and she realises that she does love him after all and then right at the end of the film kevins dad finds a gold tooth on the floor and he says to kevin did you lose your gold tooth and kevin says oh yeah i wondered where that thing went to and then he puts his gold tooth back inside of his mouth and then there is a close up shot of kevins smiling face and then he says merry christmas in a really deep slow motion voice and then the film just ends really suddenly and it really is the best christmas film that the world has ever known

wtf was that

I don't know why but I automatically read that in Keith Lemon's voice.