GRcade

Dual » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:07 pm wrote:I'm young, black and drive a mercedes what do you think?

I think after the police you have 98 other problems.

Moggy » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:10 pm wrote:

Dual » Thu Apr 24, 2014 4:07 pm wrote:I'm young, black and drive a mercedes what do you think?

I think after the police you have 98 other problems.

But the Mercedes definitely ain't one of them...

I'm not known by the police.

Oh yeah, got cautioned for drunk and disorderly behaviour about 11 years ago. It was the worst thing ever. I got caught by the fuzz on the bonnet of a car and was just about to piss on it. I've not had any brush with the law since, thankfully.

I've been on the wrong end of an assault and I've had the police round so they could get a statement for something else.

Other than that I've had no dealings with the fuzz.

None.

GRcade. You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious.

Christ, we're even more well behaved than the local vicar...

Clean record but probably would've got at least a caution if we were caught in our teens, a friend had a thing for fire.

Got let off after being pulled over for racing, technically I was 'Peacocking' as I was just showing off to someone, because it was just normal Police and not traffic who would've had some fun with me. Had a quiet word, and let me on my way. I was suitably gooseberry fool up.

Moggy wrote:

Corazon de Leon » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:55 pm wrote:

Scotticus Erroticus » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:48 pm wrote:Our school had a boy that was arrested for animal cruelty (he was supposedly shagging cats) but they released him once they figured out it was a joke/rumour that was made up to annoy him. Oh my word it worked so well, and he never lived it down. He can be walking down the high street and someone will shout 'CAT SHAGGER' at any moment. Bless.

That's absolutely horrible. Really, really malicious.

That is pretty nasty.

We had a kid who supposedly got caught wanking in a science class. I have no idea if it was true though.

Ha, wasn't Bedford school was it?

A good few times in my late teens.
Only charged once though.

Many, many moons ago, it was a late summers night in the rather fun Weston Super Mare (Which is a quite a long way from where I live) after drinking far more than I should have (the rest of this evening was very hazy) I decided to leave my friends and pop over the road to a kebab shop. Upon entering I realised I did not have a penny to my name, so turned round to leave, to be greeted by two officers who grabbed me a dragged me to a police van down the road.

Apparently they had been monitoring me on CCTV dealing drugs, I was very drunk and found the whole thing hilarious up to the point the van started to drive away, at this point panic set in, especially as I was a long way from home and no one I was with had seen the police grab me. After a lot of searching and exasperation on their part they realised I was just drunk, innocent, drug free, and had no money. Though I think the panic had sobered me up quite a lot.

They then returned me to my friends, to which the first one said "where the strawberry float have you been" to my reply "I just got arrested" and apparently 2 police appeared from behind me and then dragged him off to be breathalysed, once he was cleared I was then left in his care

Albear » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:15 pm wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Corazon de Leon » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:55 pm wrote:

Scotticus Erroticus » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:48 pm wrote:Our school had a boy that was arrested for animal cruelty (he was supposedly shagging cats) but they released him once they figured out it was a joke/rumour that was made up to annoy him. Oh my word it worked so well, and he never lived it down. He can be walking down the high street and someone will shout 'CAT SHAGGER' at any moment. Bless.

That's absolutely horrible. Really, really malicious.

That is pretty nasty.

We had a kid who supposedly got caught wanking in a science class. I have no idea if it was true though.

Ha, wasn't Bedford school was it?

No, a school near Bristol. I would imagine kid caught wanking in class is a very common rumour.

Oh, my brother got punched in the face near my house once in 2007 or so and because the only witnesses were friends of the other guy, he ended up getting done for breach of the peace. It's wiped from his record now as he was under sixteen at the time, but it was a really gooseberry fool experience for him.

Moggy » Thu Apr 24, 2014 7:51 pm wrote:

Albear » Thu Apr 24, 2014 6:15 pm wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Corazon de Leon » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:55 pm wrote:

Scotticus Erroticus » Thu Apr 24, 2014 3:48 pm wrote:Our school had a boy that was arrested for animal cruelty (he was supposedly shagging cats) but they released him once they figured out it was a joke/rumour that was made up to annoy him. Oh my word it worked so well, and he never lived it down. He can be walking down the high street and someone will shout 'CAT SHAGGER' at any moment. Bless.

That's absolutely horrible. Really, really malicious.

That is pretty nasty.

We had a kid who supposedly got caught wanking in a science class. I have no idea if it was true though.

Ha, wasn't Bedford school was it?

No, a school near Bristol. I would imagine kid caught wanking in class is a very common rumour.

True!

Thank god.

yo blud itz de feds innit

I have never done anything wrong. I am essentially an angel.

I've had someone arrested. That was great.

Never been caught.

Never been properly arrested but had quite a few run ins with the law when I was a wee bellend young teen. Can't even remember why mostly, just stupid gooseberry fool like fights and being a nuisance around neighbourhoods. Nothing since becoming an adult thankfully.