HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Mini E » Wed Oct 23, 2019 7:59 pm

Slightly annoyed. Got randomly attacked by my old neighbour's Black Labrador today - managed to avoid teeth but had my arse clawed. I'm on a course of antibiotics and have had to have my left arse-cheek cleaned and covered (that's definitely going to appear in the out-of-context thread). Never been jumped by a dog before, and I realised on my trip home that i was suddenly really conscious of all big dogs. I need back-on-the-horse therapy and to roll around on the floor playing with a Lab like I usually would.

I've also had to throw out my boxers because of the large blood stain (which really didn't look too good).

Grumpy.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Ironhide » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:21 pm

LightWanderer wrote:Funko is as widespread, and almost as bad, as Rule 34. If it exists, there's a funko of it.


At least with rule 34 you get the option to have a wank over it.

Although I suppose some people might do that over Funko's too.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by LightWanderer » Wed Oct 23, 2019 8:49 pm

Ironhide wrote:
LightWanderer wrote:Funko is as widespread, and almost as bad, as Rule 34. If it exists, there's a funko of it.


At least with rule 34 you get the option to have a wank over it.

Although I suppose some people might do that over Funko's too.


Not going to link you it because Karl (or whoever the actual admin is) might chop me into a million pieces and suck my ashes through a straw if I did that, but pretty sure there's rule 34 of Funko!

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by LightWanderer » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:08 pm

Guts been pretty bad for several years now but I'm poor as sin so haven't done something about it. Few weeks ago I vomited (for the first time in three years) a bunch of the stuff that was stuck in my gut (so basically black/dark brown flaky vomit). Tonight after doing my business the entire frame of the toilet bowl was covered in lines of blood, and now there's a lumpy pain in the middle of my chest (between the rib cages part). So in other words, if I'm screwed I'm screwed. If there's blood next time I do my business I'll go to the doctors.

So feeling pretty miffed right now!

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by OrangeRKN » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:23 pm

Go the hell to the doctors

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Snowcannon » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:36 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:Go the hell to the doctors


This.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Karl_ » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:42 pm

LightWanderer wrote:Few weeks ago I vomited (for the first time in three years) a bunch of the stuff that was stuck in my gut (so basically black/dark brown flaky vomit). Tonight after doing my business the entire frame of the toilet bowl was covered in lines of blood, and now there's a lumpy pain in the middle of my chest (between the rib cages part).


What you've described is a medical emergency.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/bleeding-from-the-bottom-rectal-bleeding/

Get advice from 111 now if:
* your poo is black or dark red
* you have bloody diarrhoea for no obvious reason

Go to A&E or call 999 if:
* you're bleeding non-stop
* there's a lot of blood – for example, the toilet water turns red or you see large blood clots

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by LightWanderer » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:56 pm

Karl_ wrote:What you've described is a medical emergency.

https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/bleeding-from-the-bottom-rectal-bleeding/

Get advice from 111 now if:
* your poo is black or dark red
* you have bloody diarrhoea for no obvious reason

Go to A&E or call 999 if:
* you're bleeding non-stop
* there's a lot of blood – for example, the toilet water turns red or you see large blood clots


See the hesitation in contacting medical is that the bleeding was when I went, it wasn't bleeding afterwards. There was a lot of blood, but it was a once-off (not counting the vomit a few weeks ago). So I'm waiting til I have to go again, if there's still blood then it's medical time but all of the websites say that once-off bleeding is okay.
Plus there's the fact that I'm currently living on a farm a long way away from home. I have no GP up here and don't have the money to avail of hospital stuff if I was to call A&E, and unless it turns out to be an actual emergency I really don't want to piss off my boss/landlady by waking her up just cause my poo was a little funny.
Would you agree that waiting is the best option? If it WAS an emergency the blood would continue yeah?

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by LightWanderer » Wed Oct 23, 2019 11:58 pm

That said, I'll set up a GPs tomorrow see if there's anyone willing to take on a medical card patient

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Karl_ » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:26 am

LightWanderer wrote:Would you agree that waiting is the best option? If it WAS an emergency the blood would continue yeah?

I am not a clinician (I'm a medical scientist, not the kind of doctor who has patients) and as such I can't give you medical advice.

I would guess no, you shouldn't wait. If I (1) saw a lot of blood in the toilet (2) knew I'd vomited blood ("black and brown flakes") in recent memory and (3) was experiencing abdominal discomfort, that would be more than enough for me to call a taxi to go to A&E.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Vermilion » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:16 am

Go and see a doc, no ifs, no buts, do it asap!

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Moggy » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:30 am

LightWanderer wrote:Would you agree that waiting is the best option?


I don't think anybody agrees with that. Get to the doctors! If it is nothing then the doctor can tell you that, if it is something then you need to be looked at ASAP.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Squinty » Thu Oct 24, 2019 8:35 am

Get to a doctor dude. Seriously.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Rocsteady » Thu Oct 24, 2019 11:25 am

The drs is obviously the way to go. I had lots of the same issues and just ignored them for months, didn't really help in the end. Although I didn't die either so there is that. Faster you get seen the faster you can sorted.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Bethlehemster » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:01 pm

Go to the doctors immediately. What the strawberry float?

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Mini E » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:03 pm

Well that pissed all over my being attacked by a dog story. Cheers.

Get to a Doctor.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Bethlehemster » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:05 pm

Have you reported the incident to the police?

Get the kite, Beavis.
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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Moggy » Thu Oct 24, 2019 12:56 pm

Denster wrote:Have you reported the incident to the police?


I don't think the police would be interested in LW's anal blood story.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by Vermilion » Thu Oct 24, 2019 2:27 pm

Opened my local town newspaper today, it is 16 pages long, and 10 of them were a special feature on death.

Sure cheered me up.

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PostRe: HDYFRN How Do You Feel Right Now?
by LightWanderer » Thu Oct 24, 2019 2:55 pm

Rang up every GP in the county today, they're not taking on new medical card patients at the moment. I haven't had to go to the loo today, my stomach has been hurting but as soon as I go again if there's more blood I'll get the heck to the A&E. Thanks for the comments guys, especially Rocsteady's.

Moving swiftly on, that sure sounds like a delightful newspaper DJ!! Mini E, you should report the dog.


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