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OrangeRKN wrote:

DarkRula wrote:Can I pay a big bribe to get in?

PM me

When was the last time you remember a secretary getting you what you wanted through bribary?

Come to me instead, for a small consultation fee I can advise where the backdoor is.

Ignore these guys, they offer false promises, if you give me your cash instead, i'll give you absolutely nothing in return.

At least by accepting my generous offer, you will not be left feeling conned.

DarkRula wrote:I still have no idea how moderators are chosen. Is there a test? Do I have to write an essay?
Or is it a secret cabal that only the elite can join otherwise the secret will leak out?

We did it by public application by mistake once and it was a bit of a clusterfuck. It worked out for the best in the end though.

Generally the easiest way to do it was not being an asshole, becoming friendly with the team, and being a helpful / generally positive member of the boards.

Bonus points if you did any of this in the gooseberry fool boards that we didn't like to go on (General Nintendo Chat, etc).

So I've got a mysterious offer, a dodgy offer, and an act of charity.
Tough choice.

And good info, Wrathy. I think I counted on all those points but was never active enough.

Your name probably didn't help

Well, DarkRula's better than being mistaken for a bunch of CDs all the time.

OrangeRKN wrote:

DarkRula wrote:Can I pay a big bribe to get in?

PM me

I would never be this dishonest.

Vote Jezo for Vice SONM Secretary.

© 2018 Jezo™, SONM™, GRCade™

Jez, how much is your campaign costing you? Maybe you need that bribe off darkrula

i make my living as a moderator now so i think i should be bumped to the top of the list and then ill gracefully refuse the position because im already doing 55 hours of it a week

If anyone's getting a moderator position, it'll be me. And then...

Well...

Tsunade wrote:Maybe you need that bribe off darkrula

I just read that as 'Duckula'

I seem to becoming more and more senile with each passing day.

Vermilion wrote:

Tsunade wrote:Maybe you need that bribe off darkrula

I just read that as 'Duckula'

I seem to becoming more and more senile with each passing day.

Darkrula, are you secretly a Count? If so are you Count Duckula and why didn't you tell us sooner?

Vermy, stool blokes car fumes must be getting to you.

I'm no count, and I'm certainly not a vampire. Nor a duck.

I'm just a mercenary with a lightsaber, and a very good track record of bounties.

Damn it.

Stan fromis_9

bts fans have jammed up my commute this week and personally i blame tbm

Jeff Lynne's ELO! Jeff Lynne's ELO!
Just a matter of hours and I'll be watching live at the Arena Birmingham.
Should certainly be a fun time.

DarkRula wrote:Jeff Lynne's ELO! Jeff Lynne's ELO!
Just a matter of hours and I'll be watching live at the Arena Birmingham.
Should certainly be a fun time.

Let's hope he doesn't let you down.

Come back on ELO and carry on playing.

The weather outside gives the impression of Birmingham Blues, but inside it'll be a party all over the world.

That was awesome. Nothing beats hearing the rock beats live. Such a good set of songs, even if it was four shorter than Wembley last year.