Hot or Not: Priti Patel

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PostHot or Not: Priti Patel
by Dowbocop » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:19 pm

I hate her ideology, I hate her policies, I hate her morals, and I hate myself so much for thinking this, but my god she looks like she'd be sleazier than the sleaziest Tory ever to set foot on Hampstead Heath :fp:
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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Photek » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:20 pm

I’d spite f**k her. :shifty:

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Moggy » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:22 pm

She’s a vile person.

But yeah she’s quite hot for a politician.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Saint of Killers » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:29 pm

Yes she's good looking.

Yes, given the opportunity, I would fire her into the heart of the sun without any hesitation.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Gemini73 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:36 pm

Does nothing for me.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Karl_ » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:41 pm

These threads are strawberry floating embarrassing.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Winckle » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:42 pm

Karl_ wrote:These threads are strawberry floating embarrassing.

I like the parody ones, like Wilma Flintstone etc.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Karl_ » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:43 pm

Winckle wrote:
Karl_ wrote:These threads are strawberry floating embarrassing.

I like the parody ones, like Wilma Flintstone etc.

Parody? Uh, I mean, yes, parody.

Oh Wilma...

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Superfurryfox64 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:44 pm

I would spit in her mouth while slamming her balls deep.

Too much?

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Photek » Wed Oct 02, 2019 5:49 pm

I’d leave her face like a plasterers radio.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Ironhide » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:10 pm

Yes she's attractive in the physical sense, but I'd rather feed myself feet first into a wood chipper.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Denster » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:19 pm

Would.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Blue Eyes » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:42 pm

I had a hate wank thinking about her last night.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Jenuall » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:43 pm

Winckle wrote:
Karl_ wrote:These threads are strawberry floating embarrassing.

I like the parody ones, like Wilma Flintstone etc.

I can't remember if my Wilma one was the first new one of these threads now, but if it was then I can only apologise that my innocent joke has led to this!

With great power come great responsibility and all that I guess.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Minty14 » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:43 pm

The one woman I wouldn't feel bad for disappointing.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Vermilion » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:46 pm

No poll?

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Lex-Man » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:47 pm

I'll get my coat.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Oct 02, 2019 6:50 pm

Would, although her mouth creeps me out when she talks, and not just because of what she's saying, but it forms a really strange shape.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by Poser » Thu Oct 03, 2019 7:40 am

Vermilion wrote:No Poles?


Not if she gets her way.

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PostRe: Hot or Not: Priti Patel
by suzzopher » Thu Oct 03, 2019 9:27 am

It would be a hell of a hate strawberry float.


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