How do you use porn?

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

How do you use porn?

Poll ended at Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:56 pm

To enhance my sex life
3
9%
To fulfill my personal sexual needs
27
82%
To educate myself
1
3%
Other (explain)
2
6%
 
Total votes: 33
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Oblomov Boblomov
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PostHow do you use porn?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:56 pm

Inspired by the strawberry floaters trying to spoil porn for us.

Why do you watch porn?

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by <]:^D » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:08 pm

i use it to fill the void in my life

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Ironhide » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:13 pm

<]:^D wrote:i use it to fill the void in my life


o/

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by <]:^D » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:15 pm

hope you washed that hand before you offered a high five :dread:

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Outrunner » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:36 pm

As a sleep aid

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by shadow202 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:07 pm

For the storylines and acting.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Gemini73 » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:08 pm

Don't watch porn that often, but I occasionally do - maybe twice, three times in a 12 month period. I've never been a particularly highly sexed individual.

People enjoy porn regularly and that's fine, I'm certainly no prude, but I believe there is a line.

For those example, some of the vile gooseberry fool my work colleagues have on their phones is particularly gross because they think it's "funny". I've had to put my foot down and tell them I'm not interested and for some of them to stop attempting to share or send to my phone this crap.

Apparently though, I'm the weirdo for not wanting to join in and laugh at such depravity. :dread:

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Qikz » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:09 pm

To relax. Dopamine is some good gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Met » Sat Jan 12, 2019 12:11 am

To kill a minute or two.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Alvin Flummux » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:02 am

Personal stuff.

Most women I've gotten to know won't admit to watching it, and it certainly isn't very educational...

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Moggy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:38 am

I watch it for the hard hitting issues that it raises.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Sandy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:20 am

Met wrote:To kill a minute or two.


Stop boasting

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:27 am

To stop being incredibly horny.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Meep » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:52 am

Honestly I find it boring these days and have almost completely stopped using it at all. I must be getting old.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Preezy » Sat Jan 12, 2019 1:41 pm

Something to whack to, I guess.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Jenuall » Sat Jan 12, 2019 2:23 pm

In my left hand?

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by False » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:32 pm

either compulsively because just about every website I use has porn on it in some form or just as background noise during sexy time with gf

not much of a wanker these days but i do still hoard a horrifying quantity of porn on my server, I think its because I just cant bare to find something good and then face the prospect of it not being convenient to find if I want it

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jan 12, 2019 6:18 pm

What on earth is this thread, I thought to myself as I opened it up, only to be reminded that I posted it when I was drunk last night.

I've been developing a new tactic with porn recently. I use it to edge every now and then over the course of a couple of days. It creates a bigger load of sperm, which seems to give me a harder erection and make sex feel better. It also gives me enormous satisfaction during a climax that sees me really fill up the wife, instead of just giving her a pathetic dribble.

Give it a go!

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by VlaSoul » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:02 pm

i use it as artistic inspiration, some of those directors are truly visionary

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Jan 12, 2019 7:07 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:What on earth is this thread, I thought to myself as I opened it up, only to be reminded that I posted it when I was drunk last night.

I've been developing a new tactic with porn recently. I use it to edge every now and then over the course of a couple of days. It creates a bigger load of sperm, which seems to give me a harder erection and make sex feel better. It also gives me enormous satisfaction during a climax that sees me really fill up the wife, instead of just giving her a pathetic dribble.

Give it a go!


Alright, Sting.

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