How do you use porn?

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

How do you use porn?

Poll ended at Sun Feb 10, 2019 9:56 pm

To enhance my sex life
3
9%
To fulfill my personal sexual needs
27
82%
To educate myself
1
3%
Other (explain)
2
6%
 
Total votes: 33
Zaichik
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Zaichik » Sat Jan 12, 2019 8:44 pm

Oblomov Boblomov wrote:It also gives me enormous satisfaction during a climax that sees me really fill up the wife, instead of just giving her a pathetic dribble.


WTF?!! :slol: :lol: :slol: :lol: :slol:

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Oblomov Boblomov
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jan 12, 2019 9:56 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:Alright, Sting.

I vaguely remember something about him going on tantric sessions that lasted for hours? strawberry float that! Probably averaging around 3-4 minutes from the point at which everything is locked and loaded :lol:.

Zaichik wrote:
Oblomov Boblomov wrote:It also gives me enormous satisfaction during a climax that sees me really fill up the wife, instead of just giving her a pathetic dribble.


WTF?!! :slol: :lol: :slol: :lol: :slol:

It's good to feel like a man with a fire hose, rather than a boy with a water pistol :datass:.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Ironhide » Sat Jan 12, 2019 10:04 pm

Your sig image makes that post.

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by <]:^D » Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:10 pm

worst i have a wife post ever

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Rapidly-Greying » Fri Jan 18, 2019 7:59 am

I use pornography because it doesn't nag me,criticise me or want to cuddle when I blow my load.

Rapidly-greying is Mediocre to Average at games :fp:
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Moggy
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Moggy » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:01 am

Rapidly-Greying wrote:I use pornography because it doesn't nag me,criticise me or want to cuddle when I blow my load.


VR porn with advanced AI and force feedback suits is going to ruin that for you.

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That's not a growth
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by That's not a growth » Fri Jan 18, 2019 8:26 am

I turn it on and it turns me on.

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Dual
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Dual » Fri Jan 18, 2019 9:33 am

Liberally

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RoundMU
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by RoundMU » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:09 pm

I don't use it but can understand those who like it :)

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Trelliz » Fri Jan 18, 2019 4:32 pm

In a well-ventilated area, ensuring all electricity sources have been isolated and wearing appropriate high-vis safety gear.

jawa2 wrote:Tl;dr Trelliz isn't a miserable git; he's right.
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Oblomov Boblomov
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Sat Jan 19, 2019 10:30 pm

For the sole purpose of scientific research, could anyone with a high-end VR set (e.g. Vive or Oculus — maybe PSVR, I don't know) give an opinion on the opportunities afforded to them in this area of the market?

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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Saint of Killers » Sun Jan 20, 2019 7:34 am

Sparingly.

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Squinty
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Squinty » Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:39 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:To stop being incredibly horny.


This.

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Squinty
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PostRe: How do you use porn?
by Squinty » Sun Jan 20, 2019 12:39 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:To stop being incredibly horny.


This.


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