How long will your Bog Roll last?

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PostHow long will your Bog Roll last?
by LewisD » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:05 pm

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

This will take your current stock of bog roll into account with your average toilet habits and tells you how long until you're using the toilet brush after poos.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Bunni » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:26 pm

31 rolls you hoarding bastard.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Wrathy » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:28 pm

I've got 12 rolls left. Well, 11 and a half.

I buy it in 10 packs of 4 (40 rolls) from Costco as my normal routine, purely because it's the cheapest per unit with the level of quality I expect. I live on my own, so it doesn't fly out. Last bought some.... can't even remember when. Before Christmas. Maybe October? It's hard to say.

Annoyingly, I'm at the point where I'd usually pick up another pack just to be on the safe side. But I can wait it out. We've survived worse than this.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Drumstick » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:29 pm

I have 31 rolls of toilet paper in this house.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by LightWanderer » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:42 pm

75 Days, with only 4 bog rolls. Hoarding doesn't always mean you'll last longer..

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Jenuall » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:50 pm

We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Vermilion » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:51 pm

Jenuall wrote:We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!


So you using up a whole roll in a day was not aliens then.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Jenuall » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:53 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Jenuall wrote:We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!


So you using up a whole roll in a day was not aliens then.

I tried to blame it on the Quagaars but I don't think anyone was buying it

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Blue Eyes » Thu Mar 19, 2020 7:56 pm

61 days approx. Not too bad.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Mafro » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:29 pm

96 days.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by LewisD » Thu Mar 19, 2020 8:36 pm

Bunni wrote:31 rolls you hoarding bastard.


Bought in bulk from Costco way before Corona left Wuhan my dear, just luck of the draw 8-)

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:59 pm

LewisD wrote:
Bunni wrote:31 rolls you hoarding bastard.


Bought in bulk from Costco way before Corona left Wuhan my dear, just luck of the draw 8-)


Draw enough aces and it could last indefinitely.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Tsunade » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:29 pm

36 days with 17 rolls of loo roll. Not bad.

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by No:1 Final Fantasy Fan » Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:46 pm

Me and my flatmate have about 12 rolls in the toilet however he has a personal stash in his room and I also have 13 in my room hehe
Should keep us going for atleast a month or two
However I do have Ibs so I go to toilet more often for a number two

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Mar 20, 2020 8:52 am

We've got one 12 pack unopened and 6 loose about the hoose.

Best thing is, we ordered some of the stuff you'd normally get in the big round dispensers, primarily for camping, so we have 6 of those strawberry floaters and I think they could last all of next year :lol:

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PostRe: How long will your Bog Roll last?
by imbusydoctorwho » Fri Mar 20, 2020 1:29 pm

31 days with 26 rolls of toilet paper.

A small pack of 4 would last me a month, but I live with my folks.
I blame my dad as he uses a whole roll a crap.

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