GRcade

https://howmuchtoiletpaper.com/

This will take your current stock of bog roll into account with your average toilet habits and tells you how long until you're using the toilet brush after poos.

Who will last the longest and be crowned GRCade Andrex Marathon Champion?!

Here's mine:

31 rolls you hoarding bastard.

I've got 12 rolls left. Well, 11 and a half.

I buy it in 10 packs of 4 (40 rolls) from Costco as my normal routine, purely because it's the cheapest per unit with the level of quality I expect. I live on my own, so it doesn't fly out. Last bought some.... can't even remember when. Before Christmas. Maybe October? It's hard to say.

Annoyingly, I'm at the point where I'd usually pick up another pack just to be on the safe side. But I can wait it out. We've survived worse than this.

I have 31 rolls of toilet paper in this house.

75 Days, with only 4 bog rolls. Hoarding doesn't always mean you'll last longer..

We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!

Jenuall wrote:We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!

So you using up a whole roll in a day was not aliens then.

Vermilion wrote:

Jenuall wrote:We've got 12 rolls, but there are 5 people in the house so they may not last all that long!

So you using up a whole roll in a day was not aliens then.

I tried to blame it on the Quagaars but I don't think anyone was buying it

61 days approx. Not too bad.

96 days.

Bunni wrote:31 rolls you hoarding bastard.

Bought in bulk from Costco way before Corona left Wuhan my dear, just luck of the draw

LewisD wrote:

Bunni wrote:31 rolls you hoarding bastard.

Bought in bulk from Costco way before Corona left Wuhan my dear, just luck of the draw

Draw enough aces and it could last indefinitely.

36 days with 17 rolls of loo roll. Not bad.

Me and my flatmate have about 12 rolls in the toilet however he has a personal stash in his room and I also have 13 in my room hehe
Should keep us going for atleast a month or two
However I do have Ibs so I go to toilet more often for a number two

We've got one 12 pack unopened and 6 loose about the hoose.

Best thing is, we ordered some of the stuff you'd normally get in the big round dispensers, primarily for camping, so we have 6 of those strawberry floaters and I think they could last all of next year

31 days with 26 rolls of toilet paper.

A small pack of 4 would last me a month, but I live with my folks.
I blame my dad as he uses a whole roll a crap.