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How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:04 am
by Starbreaker
Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:07 am
by McCoughlan
Starbreaker wrote:Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?


If it doesn't matter, why have the first sentence?

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am
by McCoughlan
In all seriousness, any male who eats their own cum and anyone who eats someone else's cum is eating half the ingredients of a baby. We produce a million sperm cells every time we cum.

Sperm = half a baby
1 million sperm = 500 thousand babies

You're lying if you say you've never tasted your own cum so yes at least all men are baby eaters. That's why men are trash.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:22 am
by That
My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:24 am
by LewisD
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Technically true for Hexx...

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:27 am
by Starbreaker
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Absolutely the same. Whenever I think I'm done with GR, I just keep getting drawn back in.

Also, I've definitely never consumed my own semen. You are on a British forum, sir, and we draw the line at bathing in piss.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:30 am
by McCoughlan
Starbreaker wrote:
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Absolutely the same. Whenever I think I'm done with GR, I just keep getting drawn back in.

Also, I've definitely never consumed my own semen. You are on a British forum, sir, and we draw the line at bathing in piss.


that wasn't piss...

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:33 am
by Superfurryfox64
BUKKAKE!!!!!

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:08 am
by Sandy
Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


The original baby shower.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:24 am
by ITSMILNER
Why can’t you guys be normal!


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Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:43 am
by Moggy
ITSMILNER wrote:Why can’t you guys be normal!


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What if we are normal and you are the strange one? :shock:

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:46 am
by Vermilion
Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


They like it in Nagasaki.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:10 pm
by Superfurryfox64
Vermilion wrote:
Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


They like it in Nagasaki.


In Nagasaki they go coo coo for your love!

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:11 pm
by Jezo
Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!

My favourite kind of cake

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:26 pm
by Oblomov Boblomov
According to Captain America, babies taste better than adults. I suppose we all expected that to be the case.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:29 pm
by Knoyleo
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"

I voted for 6 dozen, because I'm trying to watch my figure.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:05 pm
by Ironhide
LightWanderer wrote:
You're lying if you say you've never tasted your own cum.


Only once, purely accidentally.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:49 pm
by rinks
LightWanderer wrote:
Starbreaker wrote:Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?


If it doesn't matter, why have the first sentence?


Because all of Starbreaker’s sentences are consecutive.

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:51 pm
by Kezzer
How many barbies tho

Re: How many babies do you eat a month?

Posted: Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:22 pm
by mcjihge2
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Yeah, because 12 dozen would be gross.