How many babies do you eat a month?

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To the nearest dozen

Two dozen
2
7%
Six dozen
2
7%
Unaccountable billions
24
86%
 
Total votes: 28
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PostHow many babies do you eat a month?
by Starbreaker » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:04 am

Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by LightWanderer » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:07 am

Starbreaker wrote:Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?


If it doesn't matter, why have the first sentence?

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by LightWanderer » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:20 am

In all seriousness, any male who eats their own cum and anyone who eats someone else's cum is eating half the ingredients of a baby. We produce a million sperm cells every time we cum.

Sperm = half a baby
1 million sperm = 500 thousand babies

You're lying if you say you've never tasted your own cum so yes at least all men are baby eaters. That's why men are trash.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Karl_ » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:22 am

My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by LewisD » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:24 am

Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Technically true for Hexx...

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Starbreaker » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:27 am

Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Absolutely the same. Whenever I think I'm done with GR, I just keep getting drawn back in.

Also, I've definitely never consumed my own semen. You are on a British forum, sir, and we draw the line at bathing in piss.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by LightWanderer » Tue Jul 09, 2019 12:30 am

Starbreaker wrote:
Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Absolutely the same. Whenever I think I'm done with GR, I just keep getting drawn back in.

Also, I've definitely never consumed my own semen. You are on a British forum, sir, and we draw the line at bathing in piss.


that wasn't piss...

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Superfurryfox64 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 1:33 am

BUKKAKE!!!!!

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Sandy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:08 am

Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


The original baby shower.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by ITSMILNER » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:24 am

Why can’t you guys be normal!


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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Moggy » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:43 am

ITSMILNER wrote:Why can’t you guys be normal!


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What if we are normal and you are the strange one? :shock:

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Vermilion » Tue Jul 09, 2019 7:46 am

Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


They like it in Nagasaki.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Superfurryfox64 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 3:10 pm

Vermilion wrote:
Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!


They like it in Nagasaki.


In Nagasaki they go coo coo for your love!

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Jezo » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:11 pm

Superfurryfox64 wrote:BUKKAKE!!!!!

My favourite kind of cake

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Oblomov Boblomov » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:26 pm

According to Captain America, babies taste better than adults. I suppose we all expected that to be the case.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Knoyleo » Tue Jul 09, 2019 4:29 pm

Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"

I voted for 6 dozen, because I'm trying to watch my figure.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Ironhide » Tue Jul 09, 2019 5:05 pm

LightWanderer wrote:
You're lying if you say you've never tasted your own cum.


Only once, purely accidentally.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by rinks » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:49 pm

LightWanderer wrote:
Starbreaker wrote:Something I've noticed since joining this forum is that quite a lot of members have two hands. Not that the two are related in any way, but how many babies do you eat a month?


If it doesn't matter, why have the first sentence?


Because all of Starbreaker’s sentences are consecutive.

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by Kezzer » Tue Jul 09, 2019 6:51 pm

How many barbies tho

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PostRe: How many babies do you eat a month?
by mcjihge2 » Tue Jul 09, 2019 8:22 pm

Karl_ wrote:My favourite part of this thread is how everyone instinctively voted for "Uncountable billions"


Yeah, because 12 dozen would be gross.

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