How much for the family?

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PostHow much for the family?
by Peter Crisp » Thu Dec 05, 2019 9:39 pm

I'm watching a Doug DeMuro video about a Range Rover Limo and he says "It's for people rich enough to buy your family" so I was curious how much that would be?

So if I was to suddenly get all of Bill Gates's money and decided what I'd like to do is buy random families how much would I need to pay for yours?


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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Preezy » Thu Dec 05, 2019 10:11 pm

The boring answer is that I wouldn't sell my family for all the money in the world.

The fun answer is £12bn, so I can buy a sweet island and live like a king.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Corazon de Leon » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:04 pm

It depends on which family members you wanted. I'd probably chuck you my dad and any half brothers and sisters I don't know about gratis, my mum, wife, brother and sister-in-law for a few million. My dog and my cat, however, would set you back a hell of a lot more than a few million. :shifty:

Though actually I couldn't separate my wife from the cat, I think they'd both be ruined. I guess she can go into the higher sale bracket.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by McCoughlan » Thu Dec 05, 2019 11:46 pm

Birth family (not including twin brother): you can have them for free

Foster family: Five million

Twin brother: There's not enough money in the world

Dog: Are you kidding me????

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Moggy » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:54 am

On some days you could have them all for nothing.

On other days I’d accept £1.37.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Kezzer » Fri Dec 06, 2019 7:56 am

what are you going to do with them?

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by Cheeky Devlin » Fri Dec 06, 2019 8:19 am


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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Kezzer » Fri Dec 06, 2019 9:00 am

:lol:

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Peter Crisp » Fri Dec 06, 2019 10:36 am

A Beautiful Kezmas Tree wrote:what are you going to do with them?


Make them play D&D for at least 2 hours a day.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Cheeky Devlin » Fri Dec 06, 2019 11:01 am

A Beautiful Kezmas Tree wrote::lol:

I love the Blues Brothers. It's been years since I last watched it though so I think I'll be fixing that over the weekend. :lol:

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Moggy » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:08 pm

To answer more seriously, I don’t think there is any money in the world that I would sell my son for.

Assuming that they are not going to be killed or sold into slavery then I would happily sell the adults in my family, they’d still be free to contact me so I might as well make some money. The only other child in my close family is my nephew, I wouldn’t sell him unless my brother agreed to split a few million.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by abcd » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:25 pm

I can't put a price on my family....

However, big thumbs up for Doug. It's one of my favourite youtube channels.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Dec 06, 2019 1:59 pm

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by Jenuall » Fri Dec 06, 2019 2:14 pm

Not a bad deal for renting out someone's sexual organs on a one-use basis.

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PostRe: How much for the family?
by rinks » Sat Dec 07, 2019 3:41 pm

£1000 per person. But you’ll have to dig them up yourself.


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