If you bit a cow....

Warm cow covered in leather, maybe.

No it would not.

I think about this quite often. Also, if you bit a cock on a hot day, would it taste like chicken?

Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

How on earth would you manage that then?

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

That tastes a little FUNK-AY.

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

How on earth would you manage that then?

Are you discriminating against pre-op transsexual cows?

MODS!!!

Do you reckon it would be similar with a chicken?

Or would the feathers ruin the taste?

I wouldn't recommend eating raw chicken, might give you an iffy tum tum.

JV wrote:I wouldn't recommend eating raw chicken, might give you an iffy tum tum.

But if it was on a really hot day...

Mind Crime wrote:

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

How on earth would you manage that then?

Are you discriminating against pre-op transsexual cows?

MODS!!!

http://extension.missouri.edu/xplor/agguides/ansci/g02016.htm

Penis
The sigmoid flexure is an anatomical structure that provides a means by which the penis is held inside the sheath except during time of service.

Silly boy.

Just make sure you chuck the little feathered bugger in the air a few times, spinning it around, to give it a good warm through all over then.

JV wrote:Just make sure you chuck the little feathered bugger in the air a few times, spinning it around, to give it a good warm through all over then.

Sounds good JV. Want to come with, just in case something happens to me and your stupid theroy about how raw chicken might cause me stomach ache ( ), I could do with some backup.

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

How on earth would you manage that then?

Are you discriminating against pre-op transsexual cows?

MODS!!!

http://extension.missouri.edu/xplor/agguides/ansci/g02016.htm

Penis
The sigmoid flexure is an anatomical structure that provides a means by which the penis is held inside the sheath except during time of service.

Silly boy.

Obviously I meant you'd have to be getting bummed by the bull beforehand, so that you could get its shlong out and take a bite. Do you think I'm stupid or something? Ho ho.

Jango wrote:

JV wrote:Just make sure you chuck the little feathered bugger in the air a few times, spinning it around, to give it a good warm through all over then.

Sounds good JV. Want to come with, just in case something happens to me and your stupid theroy about how raw chicken might cause me stomach ache ( ), I could do with some backup.

Why not, I'll bring some alka seltzer and a body bag. Just in case.

JV wrote:

Jango wrote:

JV wrote:Just make sure you chuck the little feathered bugger in the air a few times, spinning it around, to give it a good warm through all over then.

Sounds good JV. Want to come with, just in case something happens to me and your stupid theroy about how raw chicken might cause me stomach ache ( ), I could do with some backup.

Why not, I'll bring some alka seltzer and a body bag. Just in case.

Good man, could always use a body bag, we could fit like 30 chicken in there!

Mind Crime wrote:

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:

bear wrote:

Mind Crime wrote:Depends which part of the cow you bite into. If you munch on its ding dong it's going to taste a little bit funky.

How on earth would you manage that then?

Are you discriminating against pre-op transsexual cows?

MODS!!!

http://extension.missouri.edu/xplor/agguides/ansci/g02016.htm

Penis
The sigmoid flexure is an anatomical structure that provides a means by which the penis is held inside the sheath except during time of service.

Silly boy.

Obviously I meant you'd have to be getting bummed by the bull beforehand, so that you could get its shlong out and take a bite. Do you think I'm stupid or something? Ho ho.

Well if you think your arse going to survive being buggered by a 3 foot cock with over a tonne of thrust behind it then maybe I'd be right to think that?