Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Jenuall » Fri May 21, 2021 6:10 pm

This is a thread for things that sound like bollocks, not actual bollocks!

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by Vermilion » Fri May 21, 2021 7:12 pm

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by Moggy » Fri May 21, 2021 7:52 pm

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by BonalityMatrix » Fri May 21, 2021 7:53 pm

6 legs - 8 legs!

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by rinks » Fri May 21, 2021 8:08 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Tomous wrote:Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, the resulting order has likely never been seen before in history.

There are 806,581,751,709,438,785,716,606,368,564,037,669,752,895,054,408,832,778,240,000,000,000 possible variations.

I make that as 8.06x10^65 (correct me if I'm wrong). I'd like to see an estimate of how many times a deck of cards is shuffled in a typical day in a Vegas casino. I imagine if you multiplied that by all the decks of cards in the casino, then multiplied that by all the days the casino had been open, then did the same for all the other casinos in Vegas you'd get a pretty impressive sum as well. Then do the same for every big casino city and add them all together. That would give an idea of the true scale of the number we're talking about.

I did the math and it came to 5,040 (some of the numbers were estimated).

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by BonalityMatrix » Fri May 21, 2021 8:09 pm

52 factorial?

Edit: oh right, the other thing. Sorry.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Ironhide » Fri May 21, 2021 8:12 pm

Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

The last time Elephants were used in battle was in 1987.

ASDA holds the copyright for bottom slapping.

Approximately 150 per year are killed by coconuts.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by rinks » Fri May 21, 2021 8:20 pm

Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

Well, it is one of the COVID symptoms, so they shouldn’t be travelling anyway.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Ironhide » Fri May 21, 2021 8:21 pm

rinks wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

Well, it is one of the COVID symptoms, so they shouldn’t be travelling anyway.


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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by sawyerpip » Fri May 21, 2021 8:27 pm

Dowbocop wrote:
Tomous wrote:Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, the resulting order has likely never been seen before in history.

There are 806,581,751,709,438,785,716,606,368,564,037,669,752,895,054,408,832,778,240,000,000,000 possible variations.

I make that as 8.06x10^65 (correct me if I'm wrong). I'd like to see an estimate of how many times a deck of cards is shuffled in a typical day in a Vegas casino. I imagine if you multiplied that by all the decks of cards in the casino, then multiplied that by all the days the casino had been open, then did the same for all the other casinos in Vegas you'd get a pretty impressive sum as well. Then do the same for every big casino city and add them all together. That would give an idea of the true scale of the number we're talking about.


I think even if you had 10 billion people on each planet, 1 billion planets in a solar system, 200 billion solar systems in a galaxy and 500 billion galaxies in the universe, and had each person doing a million unique shuffles for every second since the universe began you still wouldn't have completed every order.

It doesn't sound right but I'm pretty sure the numbers work out.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Tomous » Fri May 21, 2021 8:28 pm

Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

The last time Elephants were used in battle was in 1987.

ASDA holds the copyright for bottom slapping.

Approximately 150 per year are killed by coconuts.



Spent ages trying to work out what battle could possibly have bad fighting war elepejants only to find they were used for transportation purposes :(

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by Ironhide » Fri May 21, 2021 8:36 pm

Tomous wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

The last time Elephants were used in battle was in 1987.

ASDA holds the copyright for bottom slapping.

Approximately 150 per year are killed by coconuts.



Spent ages trying to work out what battle could possibly have bad fighting war elepejants only to find they were used for transportation purposes;(


I should have worded that better really, maybe replacing battle with warfare.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Ironhide » Fri May 21, 2021 8:39 pm

sawyerpip wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Tomous wrote:Every time you shuffle a deck of cards, the resulting order has likely never been seen before in history.

There are 806,581,751,709,438,785,716,606,368,564,037,669,752,895,054,408,832,778,240,000,000,000 possible variations.

I make that as 8.06x10^65 (correct me if I'm wrong). I'd like to see an estimate of how many times a deck of cards is shuffled in a typical day in a Vegas casino. I imagine if you multiplied that by all the decks of cards in the casino, then multiplied that by all the days the casino had been open, then did the same for all the other casinos in Vegas you'd get a pretty impressive sum as well. Then do the same for every big casino city and add them all together. That would give an idea of the true scale of the number we're talking about.


I think even if you had 10 billion people on each planet, 1 billion planets in a solar system, 200 billion solar systems in a galaxy and 500 billion galaxies in the universe, and had each person doing a million unique shuffles for every second since the universe began you still wouldn't have completed every order.

It doesn't sound right but I'm pretty sure the numbers work out.


The number of possible solvable sudoku puzzles is also mind meltingly huge at approximately 6,670,903,752,021,072,936,960.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Ironhide » Fri May 21, 2021 9:00 pm

All Jack Russell terriers are descended from a dog called Trump.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Zerudaaaaa! » Fri May 21, 2021 9:08 pm

I just remembered the one about how many times you would have to fold a piece of paper for it to reach from here to the moon. It would only have to be about 37 folds or so.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Moggy » Fri May 21, 2021 9:41 pm

Ironhide wrote:All Jack Russell terriers are descended from a dog called Trump.


Jack Russell's real name is Robert Russell.

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by <]:^D » Fri May 21, 2021 9:44 pm

Tomous wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

The last time Elephants were used in battle was in 1987.

ASDA holds the copyright for bottom slapping.

Approximately 150 per year are killed by coconuts.



Spent ages trying to work out what battle could possibly have bad fighting war elepejants only to find they were used for transportation purposes :(


Tomous are you ok?

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by BonalityMatrix » Fri May 21, 2021 10:10 pm

He's have good fine.

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Tomous » Sat May 22, 2021 7:16 am

<]:^D wrote:
Tomous wrote:
Ironhide wrote:Husky dogs cannot legally be taken to Antarctica.

The last time Elephants were used in battle was in 1987.

ASDA holds the copyright for bottom slapping.

Approximately 150 per year are killed by coconuts.



Spent ages trying to work out what battle could possibly have bad fighting war elepejants only to find they were used for transportation purposes :(


Tomous are you ok?
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I feel asleep not long after this post and just woke up :slol:

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PostRe: Interesting facts that sound like utter bollocks
by Victor Mildew » Sat May 22, 2021 8:52 am

BonalityMatrix wrote:6 legs - 8 legs!


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