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Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range.

Just what you see pal.

Proper brain-electronic interfacing.

Personal Teleprompter

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus

As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.

satriales » Mon May 12, 2014 3:35 pm wrote:I want a solar panel breakthrough so they become efficient enough that you can just buy a solar panelled umbrella, stick it in your garden, and it would power your whole house.
No more electricity bills!

I've just realised the solution is a wind turbine with solar panel blades! Gonna patent it now...

TheTurnipKing » Mon May 12, 2014 5:19 pm wrote:Proper brain-electronic interfacing.

I'd love that, it'd make driving my electric wheelchair far easier for a strart, then there's the gaming aspect and operating TVs just by thinking about it.

Or failing that just transfer my brain into a cybernetic body a-la Ghost in the Shell.

Or a big mech.

Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 6:22 pm wrote:

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus

As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.

Innit? Too much loud music has strawberry floated my hearing up big time. A constant static sound has been torturing me for ten years now.

X-ray specs

Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 5:04 pm wrote:

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.

Do you suffer from tinnitus, Mommy? I've had the condition in my left ear for about five years now. Sadly, no sign of cure or any chance of a penis enlargement, either.

I have tinnitus in both ears and a huge dong. Go me.

SquintyMcSquint » Mon May 12, 2014 6:56 pm wrote:

Cal » Mon May 12, 2014 5:04 pm wrote:

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus, with the side effect being penis enlargement.

Do you suffer from tinnitus, Mommy? I've had the condition in my left ear for about five years now. Sadly, no sign of cure or any chance of a penis enlargement, either.

I have tinnitus in both ears and a huge dong. Go me.

How do you get tinnitus in your dong?

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 6:41 pm wrote:

Heskimo » Mon May 12, 2014 6:22 pm wrote:

Mommy » Mon May 12, 2014 3:53 pm wrote:Something to cure Tinnitus

As cool as any other awesome invention could be, I'd go for a little silence in my ears over any of them in a heartbeat.

Innit? Too much loud music has strawberry floated my hearing up big time. A constant static sound has been torturing me for ten years now.

Yup, sucks a big one. Got it from playing in a metal band in college in a practice room that reverberated so much that you had to whack everything up to get over the sound of the drums. They used to just ring for a day or two, but then one day they just never stopped. Been a good 8 years or so.

Clarkman » Mon May 12, 2014 7:56 pm wrote:X-ray specs

Light Sabre
Star Trek phaser
Wrist watch type device that lets me pause time

Deathnote.

matrix tier vr

A hoverboard, and not one of those povvo mattel ones but a pit bull

Food replicators.

"Tea, Earl Grey, Hot... and some chips"

I'd like a Star Trek Replicator.
Even one just the size they have in standard cabins in next gen would do.

Neural interface system; like a headband or something that completely replaces all mice and keybaords and allows you to control gooseberry fool just by thinking about it.