April TCRT: Remember when SED was the new CRT?

[False]

I know you said that a carer comes round, but in light of what has just happened would it not be best to lock the doors? Ask the carer to give you a ring when she arrives, or a knock on the door and you can let her in.

[Qikz]

I know you said that a carer comes round, but in light of what has just happened would it not be best to lock the doors? Ask the carer to give you a ring when she arrives, or a knock on the door and you can let her in.

That's probably going to be what we'll do, I mean the door isn't usually unlocked for long. My mum unlocks it to let the carer in and I lock it up when I get up just after the carers gone but this all happened in the space in which I wasn't properly up yet so hadn't locked it again.

I'm sure this has probably been nothing serious, but as the guy from the police said on the phone to my Mum, if that guy is dangerous then he now knows for sure my Mum isn't very mobile so he could come back again so I'm really glad she phoned the police.

[Winckle]

You can just tweet or facebook the rozzers over here. Much more modern.

twitter.com/MerseyPolice/status/454185981693153280

[False]

I dont think Birko are my local 5-0. I think there is still a small station in Bromborough that covers us.

[Hypes]

Our police just tweeted this

twitter.com/EHertsRrlPolice/status/455807540077793280

[Qikz]

St. Nick's been at it again.

twitter.com/EssexPoliceUK/status/456024312126767105

[Hypes]

Who's bike?

That's rather philosophical from Essex Police.

[Moggy]

Our police just tweeted this

That's not modern. The modern phrase is a "dogging couple" not a "courting couple".

[JiggerJay]

Email the police

Better still call them on 0118 999 881 999 725 3

You can email the fire brigade according to the IT Crowd.

[JiggerJay]

I know you said that a carer comes round, but in light of what has just happened would it not be best to lock the doors? Ask the carer to give you a ring when she arrives, or a knock on the door and you can let her in.

That's probably going to be what we'll do, I mean the door isn't usually unlocked for long. My mum unlocks it to let the carer in and I lock it up when I get up just after the carers gone but this all happened in the space in which I wasn't properly up yet so hadn't locked it again.

I'm sure this has probably been nothing serious, but as the guy from the police said on the phone to my Mum, if that guy is dangerous then he now knows for sure my Mum isn't very mobile so he could come back again so I'm really glad she phoned the police.

I deliver to a few customers who have carers come in and out all the time, can you not set up a key in a lock box for them? All they'd need is the combination and they can come and check on your mum.

[Frank]

Email the police

Better still call them on 0118 999 881 999 725 3

It's easy to remember and you still can't get it right.

[Memento Mori]

I nearly turned my central heating on earlier, it's freezing down in London today.

[False]

Windows down in the car at lunch. Lovely here.

[Banjo]

The Raid 2 has honestly inspired me. I was struggling with an essay (knowing what I wanted to convey but unable to find the right words) but now I'm steamrolling through it. Gotten 1000 words out since 1pm, and they're good words, stuff I'd actually submit and not feel bad about. Thank you Gareth Evans for making a brilliant, inspiring film.

[Stugene]

Windows down in the car at lunch. Lovely here.

Falsey being blasé goes down to his car, opens the windows, and then leaving them open returns to his desk.

"Absolutely lovely" he remarks from over his Salad Niçoise

[Banjo]

Did you headbutt that essay to strawberry float?

Hammering the mummy strawberry floater like there's no tomorrow.

[False]

Windows down in the car at lunch. Lovely here.

Falsey being blasé goes down to his car, opens the windows, and then leaving them open returns to his desk.

"Absolutely lovely" he remarks from over his Salad Niçoise

I had hoi sin noodles today.

[Winckle]

[vine]https://vine.co/v/h0M5VMu5Vwb[/vine]

[Qikz]

[vine]https://vine.co/v/hEpiVuFlZZT[/vine]

[JiggerJay]

What the actual strawberry float is this?

http://www.poopourri.com/