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Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:15 am
by KK
I watched one episode of Love Island when it debuted with some celebs and then never again.

The way I understand it though it's almost literally Instagram: The TV Show featuring vacuous banana splits on a faux island. This airs daily for weeks on end throughout summer, seemingly appealing to people with nothing better to do during summer than spend their evenings indoors watching other vacuous banana splits on a faux island have a holiday of their own, in the hope that there will be some sex. But only under a duvet in darkness because it's ITV.

Oh and it's hosted by Caroline Flack, who everyone has had a go on at least once.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:29 am
by Gemini73
Moggy wrote:
False wrote:Love island is a money making machine though

You don’t cancel that until someone literally shoots up the villa live on air


Now that I would watch.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:32 am
by Gemini73
I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 11:39 am
by Tomous
I always said it was ridiculous they could get away with ruining people's lives on the basis of a lie detector test.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 12:33 pm
by Spindash
Bad news for the students in Manchester who giddily went along to the filmings like it was a trip to the zoo.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:17 pm
by Chocolate-Milk
Spindash wrote:Bad news for the students in Manchester who giddily went along to the filmings like it was a trip to the zoo.

I never did get to go...

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 1:25 pm
by The Watching Artist
Spindash wrote:Bad news for the students in Manchester who giddily went along to the filmings like it was a trip to the zoo.

Thinking of you at this difficult time xx

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:23 pm
by Vermilion
KK wrote:In the past I would have said 'straight to Channel 5!' but with their new owners they've been attempting to clean themselves up (a bit) in recent years.


Channel 4 might pick it up, but only if it includes gratuitous nudity.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:35 pm
by Ironhide
Gemini73 wrote:I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.


I sometimes used to watch The Word when I really wasn't quite old enough to get most of it.

Remember seeing a bit of it with someone getting their stomach pumped (after eating a curry and drinking a pint of lager) and then they challenged anyone in the audience to drink it to win £100, they actually got someone to do it too :dread:

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:42 pm
by Moggy
Ironhide wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.


I sometimes used to watch The Word when I really wasn't quite old enough to get most of it.

Remember seeing a bit of it with someone getting their stomach pumped (after eating a curry and drinking a pint of lager) and then they challenged anyone in the audience to drink it to win £100, they actually got someone to do it too :dread:


Classy television, not like that rubbish they put on nowadays. :x

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 2:44 pm
by Vermilion
I wasn't old enough to appreciate The Word at all when it was on, though i never used to watch Channel 4 in those days anyways.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 3:22 pm
by Gemini73
Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.


I sometimes used to watch The Word when I really wasn't quite old enough to get most of it.

Remember seeing a bit of it with someone getting their stomach pumped (after eating a curry and drinking a pint of lager) and then they challenged anyone in the audience to drink it to win £100, they actually got someone to do it too :dread:


Classy television, not like that rubbish they put on nowadays. :x


:lol:

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 3:51 pm
by Ironhide
Gemini73 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.


I sometimes used to watch The Word when I really wasn't quite old enough to get most of it.

Remember seeing a bit of it with someone getting their stomach pumped (after eating a curry and drinking a pint of lager) and then they challenged anyone in the audience to drink it to win £100, they actually got someone to do it too :dread:


Classy television, not like that rubbish they put on nowadays. :x


:lol:


Was it The Word which had a segment called "Freak or Unique"? where people would show off their interesting and often disgusting 'talents'.

I vaguely remember seeing someone stick a rubber glove fully over their head and inflate it to the point of bursting using a single lungful of air.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 3:52 pm
by Moggy
Ironhide wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:
Moggy wrote:
Ironhide wrote:
Gemini73 wrote:I see C4 have a classy new show where couples film their sex lives then discuss it with strangers who have also filmed their sex life for the show.

The Word used to have a segment called "I'll do anything to be on television". That's now pretty much 80% of all television these days.


I sometimes used to watch The Word when I really wasn't quite old enough to get most of it.

Remember seeing a bit of it with someone getting their stomach pumped (after eating a curry and drinking a pint of lager) and then they challenged anyone in the audience to drink it to win £100, they actually got someone to do it too :dread:


Classy television, not like that rubbish they put on nowadays. :x


:lol:


Was it The Word which had a segment called "Freak or Unique"? where people would show off their interesting and often disgusting 'talents'.

I vaguely remember seeing someone stick a rubber glove fully over their head and inflate it to the point of bursting using a single lungful of air.


I think that was TFI Friday.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:25 pm
by floydfreak
Jeremy Kyle got nothing as ghetto and slutty as this girl did he?. Imagine if she had showed up on his show it would of been hilarious.



:fp: :fp: :slol: :dread:

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:39 pm
by Mafro
KK wrote:I watched one episode of Love Island when it debuted with some celebs and then never again.

The way I understand it though it's almost literally Instagram: The TV Show featuring vacuous banana splits on a faux island. This airs daily for weeks on end throughout summer, seemingly appealing to people with nothing better to do during summer than spend their evenings indoors watching other vacuous banana splits on a faux island have a holiday of their own, in the hope that there will be some sex. But only under a duvet in darkness because it's ITV.

Oh and it's hosted by Caroline Flack, who everyone has had a go on at least once.

The way the two suicides of former contestants was quickly glossed over and swept under the rug was pretty disgusting.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:39 pm
by Dangerblade
This is the most KKLEIN thread I have ever seen.

Time to pack it up lads, we've finally peaked.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:44 pm
by Rocsteady
floydfreak wrote:Jeremy Kyle got nothing as ghetto and slutty as this girl did he?. Imagine if she had showed up on his show it would of been hilarious.



:fp: :fp: :slol: :dread:

That’s strawberry floated. She’s 15.

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:46 pm
by Lagamorph
floydfreak wrote:Jeremy Kyle got nothing as ghetto and slutty as this girl did he?. Imagine if she had showed up on his show it would of been hilarious.



:fp: :fp: :slol: :dread:

That's nothing on the woman who had 11 men DNA tested and still didn't find who the father was,


Maury Povich was amazing :slol:

Re: ITV cancel The Jeremy Kyle Show

Posted: Wed May 15, 2019 6:49 pm
by floydfreak
:lol: :lol: 11 guys