I've been dumped

PostI've been dumped by **Gario** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:08 pm

This is what he said:

RE: hi u
i did guess it may have been me, and that's not true i do like you- but i'm not sure anything other then friends mate. I cant really explain why- you're a really fun and good looking guy but we seem to both be busy and have different things on the go that aren't gonna change. i did have some really nice evenings though and it was nice to date someone again.

Good things about him:
1. He had a posh apartment
2. He was a doctor
3. He cooked well

Bad things about him:
1. He was too short
2. He spoke in a ridiculous posh accent and overused the word 'extraordinarily'
3. He had a small whatsit

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Pan** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:09 pm

Are you bothered? I bet you were hardly monogamous anyway.

EDIT: How small is small?

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Poncho** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:10 pm

What a horribly written message. You've lost nothing.

PostRe: I've been dumped by JV » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:11 pm

What a gay thing to do. I want to know how small his willy was though.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Pilch** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:12 pm

Pics or GTFO etc.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:12 pm

I have been dumped because he thought that i wanted to be middle class as the sole purpose of life. while he desperately wanted to be underclass. The irony is that he earns 35k pounds p.a.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Steve** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:13 pm

Gario wrote:This is what he said:

RE: hi u
i did guess it may have been me, and that's not true i do like you- but i'm not sure anything other then friends mate. I cant really explain why- you're a really fun and good looking guy but we seem to both be busy and have different things on the go that aren't gonna change. i did have some really nice evenings though and it was nice to date someone again.

Good things about him:
1. He had a posh apartment
2. He was a doctor
3. He cooked well

Bad things about him:
1. He was too short
2. He spoke in a ridiculous posh accent and overused the word 'extraordinarily'
3. He had a small whatsit

tnman is available.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **smurphy** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:14 pm

At least he didn't go to the toilet and never come back, like my last boyfriend did.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Red** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:15 pm

Grab a friend, go to the pub, bitch bitch bitch while getting steadily more pissed, stagger back home, burn all traces of him, wake up in the morning with a hangover so bad it ensures you can't think about anything else anyway, come out the other side soothed and calm. It is the healing process.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Xeno** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:18 pm

Gario needing to heal? nah, he will just find some other guy he can pick apart on here.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Gario** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:18 pm

Pan wrote:Are you bothered? I bet you were hardly monogamous anyway.

EDIT: How small is small?

You're right, I was hardly monogamous.

His whatsit was 5 long at best and not much girth.

It stayed hard for ages though, making me think he was stealing pills from the cabinets at work.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Gario** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:19 pm

Xeno wrote:Gario needing to heal? nah, he will just find some other guy he can pick apart on here.

I don't get it.

I only get that it sounds mean.

Cheers.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Oh Teh Noes** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:27 pm

What an extraordinary turn of events.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Gario** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:31 pm

PostRe: I've been dumped by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:33 pm

well, i guess he lost more than you did. he's not that hawt.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **jamcc** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:36 pm

I was gonna feel sorry for you, but then I remembered you're a mincer.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Shadow** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:43 pm

Have you been shagging Fernando Torres?!

PostRe: I've been dumped by **AerisHime** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:43 pm

as the foreigner... may i ask what a mincer is, apart from the technical meaning?

PostRe: I've been dumped by **Oblomov Boblomov** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:43 pm

AerisHime wrote:as the foreigner... may i ask what a mincer is, apart from the technical meaning?

A raging woolly woofter.

PostRe: I've been dumped by **That** » Wed Aug 27, 2008 8:44 pm

You know. A turd burglar. An arse bandit.

A shirt-lifter, if you will.

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