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I'm not even making this up. The publication, entitled 'Jamie Magazine', is to go on sale December 4th in WHSmiths. He's financing the venture.



When approached this morning about the magazine, he was unavailable for comment. Something to do with having his head up his arse...

I hate him so much. Don't get me wrong, I suppose I can respect what he has done for school meals, but as a person he is a complete tosser.

I'm Jamie Oliver, and I take exception to poor people buying cheap food at supermarkets. You're all ignorant banana splits!

'What's new in Jamie's world'
'Your chance to buy Jamie's amazing Christmas ham'. (Win it? strawberry float off, you're going to have to buy it)

I just think it's taking self indulgence to a new level.

Does anyone think that he is attractive in a bizarre not when he's talking kinda way?

FishFingers wrote:Does anyone think that he is attractive in a bizarre not when he's talking kinda way?

Joke account confirmed!

In fairness, thats a fine looking ham.

he was alright when he first made it onto TV now he is an annoying banana split

Fat tongued banana split.

Oh now he can just strawberry float off.

I found the cover of the next issue:

"Why you should hate them too" I was in tears!!!

Yet if I was that pompous and rich I would release a mag with my name and face on too.

Fatal Exception wrote:I found the cover of the next issue:

I was going to stick some more jokes on it but I couldn't stand looking at the banana splits face any longer.

Very good.

Amazing stuff FE.

Might as well just by Fiesta magazine, as that is also full of pictures of banana splits.

I for one would like to hear Brad Pitt's views on steak.

But yes, that FE shop is immense.

I really don't want to see the centrefolds for this magazine.