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PostJimmy Savile Discussion: "Dr" Fox cleared of all charges
by Floex » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:42 pm

Sky sources: DJ and actor Jimmy Saville has died aged 84


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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by tomvek » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:44 pm

Jimmy :(

Legend.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Steve » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:46 pm

GRcade - first with the news!

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Corazon de Leon » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:48 pm

I guess he couldn't fix it :(

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Count Nood » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:49 pm

Jimmy Saville? That is our mother. :|

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Zellery » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:49 pm

RIP Jimmy. :cry:

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Ironhide » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:52 pm

RIP.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by melatonin » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:53 pm

Who?

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by rinks » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:53 pm

"Don't... leave me this waaaa-aaay..."

RIP in peace.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Venom » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:58 pm

Now then, now then, now then.... that's really sad. :(

84. A good innings. Not as good as 85 - but still good. I think he did a lot of work for charity.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Dowbocop » Sat Oct 29, 2011 2:58 pm

National treasure, RIP in peace.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by jambot » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:11 pm

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Mommy » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:12 pm

Rest in peace Jim.
Another piece of my childhood gone. :(

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Somebody Else's Problem » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:15 pm

He's gone to get his medal from God's chair.

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by hideous_enigma » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:18 pm

RIP Jimmy.

Let's hope those rumours weren't true, although I'm sure we'll find out...

Here's a nice picture of him and Frank Bruno entertaining the Yorkshire Ripper:

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Minto » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:20 pm

hideous_enigma wrote:RIP Jimmy.

Let's hope those rumours weren't true, although I'm sure we'll find out...

Here's a nice picture of him and Frank Bruno entertaining the Yorkshire Ripper:

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Skippy » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:20 pm

RIP Jim

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by hideous_enigma » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:24 pm

The infamous HIGNFY transcript:

Apparently, this was actually recorded during the last series of "Have I Got
News For You" when Jimmy Saville was a guest on Paul Merton's team.
Incredibly, it didn't make our screens. (It seems that Mr. Merton doesn't
like Mr. Saville very much)

Out-take 3:09'36
During the headline round:
DEAYTON: You used to be a wrestler didn't you?
SAVILLE: I still am.
DEAYTON: Are you?
SAVILLE: I'm feared in every girls' school in the country.
(Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Yeah, I've heard about that.
SAVILLE: What have you heard?
DEAYTON: I've...
MERTON: Something about a c*nt with a rancid, pus-filled cock.
(Huge audience laugh; Awkward pause)
SAVILLE: I advise you to wash your mouth out, my friend...
MERTON: That's what she had to do! (Audience laughs)
HISLOP: Weren't you leaving money in phone boxes or something?
(Saville glares at him) Or have I got completely the wrong end of the...
SAVILLE: (To Deayton, heavily) The question you asked was about wrestling.
DEAYTON: Yes. And then you mentioned girls' schools. I don't know whe...
SAVILLE: Well I understood this was a comedy programme. I realise now how wrong I was. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: So were you a professional wrestler?
SAVILLE: Yes I was.
DEAYTON: (To audience) Glad we got that cleared up.(Pulls face; audience giggles)
HISLOP: Feared by every girls' school in the country...
SAVILLE: That's right.
MERTON: Due to having a rancid, pus-filled cock.(Huge audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Erm...
HISLOP: You're on top form tonight, Paul...
SAVILLE: (Strangely) I'm...this is not what I...
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) OK, do you...(inaudible section)...shall we, for pick-ups...
MERTON: I'm terribly sorry. I don't know what came over me.
SAVILLE: A pus-filled cock, I imagine. (Shocked audience laugh)
MERTON: Oh, it's nice to see you joining in. We'd been waiting for you, you sad senile old shitter. (Audience appears to do double-take)
DEAYTON: I think we...d-d-you you want to apologise to our guest, Paul?
MERTON: Sorry, I do apologise. Sir senile old shitter, is what I meant to say.
(Audience laugh; pause) Sir senile old shitter...who strawberry floats minors.
(Audience unrest)
HISLOP: Sorry, I'm just looking at our lawyer again. (Waves) Hello!
(Audience laughs)
DEAYTON: Shall we get back on course with this, or sha...
SAVILLE: I do strawberry float miners, that's quite correct. I have always done so. They can do the most wonderful things with cigars. The coal...
MERTON: What, they stick them up your senile, pus-filled arse?
(Audience laughs)
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV): Come on...I'm getting an ear-bashing here. It's...
MERTON: Oh they want to continue. Sorry, I'll contain myself. Carry on...
DEAYTON: Right (Pause) You used to be a professional wrestler didn't you?
(Huge audience laugh)
SAVILLE: (Calmly) I did.
DEAYTON: You didn't have a nickname or anything?
SAVILLE: Yes - 'Loser'. (Audience laughs)
___________________________________
Out-take 4: 21'20
Following a discussion about caravans:
DEAYTON: Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the...
MERTON: I visited your caravan the other week, Jimmy.
SAVILLE: Did you really?
MERTON: Oh yes. Interesting what you can find, if you have a bit of a poke.
(Audience laugh)
HISLOP: He just told you, it was twelve years ago...
SAVILLE: No, I lived in it for twelve years.
MERTON: And strawberry floated twelve year olds. (Audience laugh)
DEAYTON: Here we go again...I'll be backstage if anyone wants me.
MERTON: (Indicating Saville) That's what you said to the kids on your show, wasn't it?
(Audience laugh)
SAVILLE: No, they never did want me.
HISLOP: Not even Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: She was an exception.
DEAYTON: Who's Sarah Cornley?
SAVILLE: Sarah Cornley is...
HISLOP: About fifteen grand in damages, wasn't she?
(Uncertain audience laugh)
SAVILLE: That's right.
HISLOP: So if I was going to mention that you threatened to break her arm if she said anything...
SAVILLE: You'd be very wrong. (Pause) I said I'd break both her arms.
(Audience unease)
MERTON: strawberry floating hell. I mean, you're just sitting there, all shell suit and cigar wearing those strawberry floating...I don't know what they are.
SAVILLE: Chrome-plated SC-700 sun-visors, these are. Sent to me by...
MERTON: We don't give a gooseberry fool. Ladies and gentlemen, Sir James Saville OBE. Jim has fixed it for me to have my arms broken. Meet this depressing old strawberry floated up c*nt of a strawberry floater on television who's riddled with cancer and strawberry floating pubic lice.
HISLOP: (To lawyer again) Hello! (Audience laughs)
MERTON: Christ, I mean ha ha, big strawberry floating joke - the strawberry floating lawyers are involved, tee hee. It doesn't change anything.
DEAYTON: (Visibly out of character) Do you wanna stop, or...?
MERTON: No I don't strawberry floating want to stop. It's all gooseberry fool! You'll expect a comedy walkout in a minute, won't you? I mean, big bloody joke - I'm going to quote Shakespeare in a minute, how strawberry floating out of character. And Ian knows about football - oh my strawberry floating sides.
SAVILLE: You've never strawberry floated anyone in your life, boy.
MERTON: Oh strawberry float off...
FLOOR MANAGER: (OOV) ...About five minutes, just to...(Phil Davey enters)
PHIL DAVEY: OK, well top that as they say. You're looking troubled by that, aren't you mate? I tell you, I came back from Amsterdam recently...
RECORDING PLACED ON STAND-BY; CUTS BACK TO CLOSE-UP OF DEAYTON
AWAITING HIS CUE
DEAYTON: OK. Second time lucky. (Pause) Last month, Roger Moore sold his luxury caravan in Malta. Asked by the New York Times about his relaxed acting style...

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Bunni » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:29 pm

Aw. Met him while doing the Great Glasgow Run. What a lovely chap. Sad news :(

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PostRe: Jimmy Saville has died
by Rik » Sat Oct 29, 2011 3:33 pm

RIP :(

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