Joke 1

PostJoke 1 by **Dolph Wiggler** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 7:28 pm

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance?

Skeletons are incapable of independent motion.
However even if the skeleton was capable of preforming such a task, the situation is still flawed in two ways.

1)The skeleton has no motivation.
Being deceased, an ego no longer inhabits the remains to give it a will.

2)Skeletons would usually not be regarded as suitable cliental at most youth dancing houses.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **JiggerJay** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:29 pm

I died a little inside.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Dangerblade** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:35 pm

Congratulations on discovering the anti-joke.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Turok** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:37 pm

LAME. Those kinds of jokes are sooooooooooo 2003

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Cropolite** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:41 pm

I laughed, but a simple "he's dead" could have done.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Memento Mori** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:42 pm

Where's joke 2?

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Red Devil** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:43 pm

Where's joke 1?

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Dolph Wiggler** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 8:44 pm

I was gonna let you guys see the surgeon about your split sides before i release it on the public.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **$ilva $hadow** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:20 pm

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Well there could be a number of reasons. A factor that should always be considered is that the chicken could not distinguish between what the road was and what part of the ground was not a road, thus the chicken did not wilfully set out from the get-go to cross the road however any number of reasons such as searching for food or just plain wandering about could be reasons the chicken crossed the road.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Jax** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:45 pm

Why did little Sophie fall off the swing?

Because she's an amputee, she has no arms or legs.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Denster** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:47 pm

Im stumped by that one!

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Mr Thropwimp** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 9:55 pm

What do you get if you stab a baby?

A life sentence.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Alkaline** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 10:16 pm

No. That's what you stab it with.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Abs** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:04 pm

Cuban Pete wrote:Why did Julie have no friends?

She was in a wheelchair.

Charles Manson wrote:What do you get if you stab a baby?

A life sentence.

Those are brilliant!

Genuine laughter they provided.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **smurphy** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:06 pm

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:How can you stab a baby with an erection? Surely the point isn't sharp enough to go through, or does it just require a lot of force?

Just do it the anus/vagina. It provides a little rut for you to get started, in the same way you might make a wee hole to guide a screw before drilling it in.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Starbreaker** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:24 pm

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:How can you stab a baby with an erection? Surely the point isn't sharp enough to go through, or does it just require a lot of force?

I love it when you talk dirty.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Carlos** » Mon Oct 27, 2008 11:26 pm

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:How can you stab a baby with an erection? Surely the point isn't sharp enough to go through, or does it just require a lot of force?

Joke or no joke, thats f*cking sick.

PostRe: Joke 1 by **Mr Thropwimp** » Tue Oct 28, 2008 12:23 am

Freak Out Requiem IV wrote:How can you stab a baby with an erection? Surely the point isn't sharp enough to go through, or does it just require a lot of force?

Pencil sharpener.

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