Junk email subjects

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Mini E** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:53 am

Just from today...

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PostRe: Junk email subjects by **rinks** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:55 am

I was going to post about this the other day. It used to be just a nuisance, but some spammer out there seems to have found a sense of humour. I've had no end of Paris Hilton ones lately.

Some of my favourites:

Paris Hilton v Rupert Grint Cat Fight
Paris Hilton Gives Birth To Twins...Aliens
Bush To Offer Presidential Pardon To Paris Hilton
Paris Hilton in Crack-In-Arse Scandal
Paris Hilton to open legs
Paris Hilton's Vagina Infects Entire Prison Population
Paris Hilton Walks Oddly From Jail
Paris Hilton tosses dwarf on the street

And best of all:
Paris Hilton's Vagina Bites Penguin

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Jam-Master Jay** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:55 am

Paris Hilton is the subject of a lot of junk-mail it seems.

Paris Hilton has her 'third breast' removed. Cites declining movie offers! - View the clip now!

:lol:

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Qikz** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:56 am

I deleted my spam box half hour ago, I already have 33 with subjects like.

"Ram and Jam your way to ecstasy"

"Awsome Threesome stratergies"

"is ROLEX under $ 150 $$ good for you?

Raze · PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Raze** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:56 am

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PostRe: Junk email subjects by **rinks** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:57 am

Also:
Britney Spears Bares Anus At American Music Awards

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Mini E** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 12:58 am

I have received a load of the same ones you guys have in my spam box!

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Pilch** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:02 am

Paris Hilton: "$4,500.00 for sex? Damn! And all this time I've been giving it away!"

This one's not Paris Hilton related, but it's kinda funny anyway:

Pilchardo you are idiot

Also:

Is this a man or a woman? I cannot tell. Can you?

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Mr Thropwimp** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:29 am

Just looked at a few :lol:

Bang her with new found might

Drowning her in my cum

Paris Hilton Launches Cannabidiol Campaign

Will she wait or has she found a bigger dick already?

Techniques to help your man pole

Check out this 18 yo hottie getting the dick down she desperately needs and deserves

Britney Spears Donates Her Bra :lol:

Actually, nothing at all comes close to these beauties:

Britney Spears Weds Plaster Wall In Surprise Ceremony
Construction Crew Fills Paris Hilton's Hole

Actual lolling. :lol:

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Mini E** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 1:58 am

Overweight people will make you $6,000 each month

John McCain busts Paris' balls

Paris Hilton's Bust Goes Missing

Personal fav from the last few in my inbox:

"Britney tried to drain my scrotum": Bush

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Jax** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:30 am

A slightly more serious one, but clearly a scam. Probably.

Your email address has won $4.6M from the UK Lottery online‏

:shock:

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Mini E** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:35 am

Jaxley wrote:A slightly more serious one, but clearly a scam. Probably.

Your email address has won $4.6M from the UK Lottery online‏

Yes. Junk. You should see some of the 419 E-mails I've got.

Search 419 onto google

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Iron Nan** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:39 am

Damn, you guys have a way more interesting junk folder then I do. Most of the spam I get is just in broken english.

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Rich** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 10:19 am

Here's a couple I just got:

Enough juices to fill her up

Taliban say Nicky Hilton Hotter Than Paris Hilton

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Lee** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 2:48 pm

I get some really messed up ones.

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Lynx** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 3:06 pm

"save 90%%% on watches! visit store!"
"Billing Information Error."
"Lloyds TSB Bank Electronic Banking Urgent Information Ref: 551"

Fantastic.

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **JiggerJay** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 4:58 pm

Jigger Jay you can forget about getting that degree!

Its the only one that will stick with me forever! It came the day after i handed in my dissertation..

another classic "Add 3 inches to your lovelife!"

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **emilythestrange** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:41 pm

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Paris Hiltons Bust Goes Missing

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PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Denster** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:47 pm

Hard Like Steel from Orville Costello

and my particular favourite

Give The Girls A Good One With Your Girth!

Nice bit of alliteration there.

PostRe: Junk email subjects by **Pilch** » Sat Aug 30, 2008 5:51 pm

Hot tempered Models cooled off by BUKKAKE shower

Brunette teeein flashing owl

Britney Spears To Stand For US President

George Bush Recruits Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan for Iraq "Beaver Patrol"

TV presenter sets fire to Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton's vagina bites mailman!

Paris Hilton responsible for unwanted erection

Old man dies inside Paris Hilton

:lol:

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