Kenya Politics Thread

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Who polluted the air?

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by Saint of Killers » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:46 pm

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A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say.

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied:

"I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

Reports also say he asked officials to bring in air fresheners "to make it pleasant. Get whatever flavour you will find in any office, whether it's vanilla or strawberry.

"We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad."

Yet the smell is said to have subsided before any such sprays were found, allowing the debate to continue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49290641


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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Preezy » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:51 pm

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Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

VERY GOOD

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Hexx » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:52 pm

We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Preezy » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm

Hexx wrote:We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

Yes, dear Hexx, but as we all know - the one who made the rhyme did the crime.

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by OrangeRKN » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:53 pm

Kenya take this seriously please?

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Saint of Killers » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:55 pm

Preezy wrote:
Saint of Killers wrote:
Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

VERY GOOD


:lol: Right?!

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by Dowbocop » Fri Aug 09, 2019 4:59 pm

Populism everywhere nowadays, even Kenya has a controversial Trump in their government.

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Saint of Killers » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:00 pm

:lol:

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S: Neither was the last one. It was a robbery. M: Really? S: Yeah. She stole my heart. And my crown. (❍ᴥ❍ʋ)
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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Jenuall » Fri Aug 09, 2019 5:01 pm

I'm assuming they have an equivalent of Hansard, I wonder if this will make it in! :lol:

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Vermilion » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:04 pm

OrangeRKN wrote:Kenya take this seriously please?


How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Albear » Fri Aug 09, 2019 7:24 pm

Dowbocop wrote:Populism everywhere nowadays, even Kenya has a controversial Trump in their government.


See people. This is how you pun!

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Ironhide » Fri Aug 09, 2019 8:54 pm

Vermilion wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Kenya take this seriously please?


How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!


Someone has Togo first.

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by rinks » Fri Aug 09, 2019 9:13 pm

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

“Mad at gas” Gaya.

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Vermilion » Sat Aug 10, 2019 9:55 pm

Ironhide wrote:
Vermilion wrote:
OrangeRKN wrote:Kenya take this seriously please?


How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!


Someone has Togo first.


But what if iran out of ideas as a result?

Back on topic meanwhile: https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-49289033

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Hexx » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:23 pm

Preezy wrote:
Hexx wrote:We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

Yes, dear Hexx, but as we all know - the one who made the rhyme did the crime.


Yes Preezy, but he attributed it, distributed it

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PostRe: Kenya Politics Thread
by Abacus » Tue Aug 13, 2019 4:43 pm

But as wise men say, he who squeaked it, cheeked it.


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