Kenya Politics Thread

[Saint of Killers]

A heated debate about market stalls was disrupted by a foul smell and furious finger-pointing at a Kenyan regional assembly on Wednesday, local reports say.

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

But the member he accused of farting is said to have replied:

"I am not the one. I cannot do such a thing in front of my colleagues."

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

Reports also say he asked officials to bring in air fresheners "to make it pleasant. Get whatever flavour you will find in any office, whether it's vanilla or strawberry.

"We cannot continue sitting in an environment that smells bad."

Yet the smell is said to have subsided before any such sprays were found, allowing the debate to continue.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-49290641

[Preezy]

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

VERY GOOD

[Hexx]

We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

[Preezy]

We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

Yes, dear Hexx, but as we all know - the one who made the rhyme did the crime.

[OrangeRKN]

Kenya take this seriously please?

[Saint of Killers]

Hoping to clear the air, the assembly's Speaker Edwin Kakach then instructed members to step outside and take a break from the chamber.

VERY GOOD

Right?!

[Dowbocop]

Populism everywhere nowadays, even Kenya has a controversial Trump in their government.

[Saint of Killers]

[Jenuall]

I'm assuming they have an equivalent of Hansard, I wonder if this will make it in!

[Vermilion]

Kenya take this seriously please?

How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!

[Albert]

Populism everywhere nowadays, even Kenya has a controversial Trump in their government.

See people. This is how you pun!

[Ironhide]

Kenya take this seriously please?

How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!

Someone has Togo first.

[rinks]

"Honourable Speaker, one of us has polluted the air and I know who it is," Julius Gaya reportedly told Homa Bay county assembly.

“Mad at gas” Gaya.

[Vermilion]

Kenya take this seriously please?

How dare you post a country pun before me! I'm Ghana have to give you a good slapping for that!

Someone has Togo first.

But what if iran out of ideas as a result?

Back on topic meanwhile: https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-49289033

[Hexx]

We all know the true fact is he who smelt it, dealt it

Yes, dear Hexx, but as we all know - the one who made the rhyme did the crime.

Yes Preezy, but he attributed it, distributed it

[Abacus]

But as wise men say, he who squeaked it, cheeked it.