KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator

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Rightey
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PostKFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Rightey » Fri Sep 13, 2019 7:57 pm

No this is not a joke...

From the Steam page:

Welcome to the most delicious dating simulator ever created. Do you have what it takes to be the business partner of and win the heart of the most famous chicken salesman of all time? Play to find out! Go ahead, Colonel Sanders is waiting.




https://store.steampowered.com/app/1121 ... Simulator/

Release Date Sept. 24th

Your main rival is thicc as strawberry float...

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Is this the sign of brands making a return to the video game scene? Maybe we'll get another 7-up and Pepsi Man game.

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Gemini73 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:00 pm

Aaaand, no...

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Chocolate-Milk » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:02 pm

Trying too hard, that rival's design is strawberry floating awful.

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Karl_ » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:08 pm

DAY ONE

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Minty14 » Fri Sep 13, 2019 8:19 pm

Can't I just date the Kentucky Fried Pocchari Chicken Mama instead?

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Dannie Lennox » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:11 pm

strawberry float's sake, they couldn't have announced this like ten days earlier and rekt the Tories' shitty attempts to do a memes, could they?

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Preezy » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:19 pm

Dat thigh tho

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Knoyleo » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:36 pm

JFC :fp:

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PostRe: KFC is Releasing a Dating Simulator
by Lagamorph » Fri Sep 13, 2019 10:51 pm

Knoyleo wrote:JFC :fp:

No, KFC

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