Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...

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PostKidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Cal » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:30 pm

Hi folks,

I'm finally back from my brief sojourn around southern Thailand for the past 12 days. What fun. :nod:

I went on holiday with my older brother and his wife (staying at a private fishing resort close to Krabi) but just a few days in, late one night in a dive bar at the popular tourist beach town of Ao Nang, I quite literally got picked up and stolen away by an especially insistent Ladyboy, who appeared to have taken an instant liking to me.

I spent the next four days travelling around the dirt roads and byways of southern Thailand on the back seat of her motorbike (no crash helmets!), staying in various hotels, dining out and generally behaving badly. She's half my age (25), comes with the complete package (still a boy, but also a fine looking girl if you understand), a beautiful brown slender figure and a tenuous grasp of English just good enough for the both of us to get by on (conversation wasn't especially high on the agenda, as it happened, so no worries).

Nothing like seeing a country in the company of a native who knows all the local ins and outs. These 'girls' sure get things done - everything just a phone call away, every arrangement made in advance of arrival, etc. She seemed to know everyone, everywhere. I honestly felt like her toy boy, some kind of fashion accessory. Crazy days and nights ensued. Not a lot of sleep was done.

'You no customer', she kept telling me. 'You no customer.' So I didn't pay her for sex - she wouldn't have taken it, anyway. Instead, I paid for the accommodations and meals; she paid for almost everything else, including gifts for me and my brother and sister in-law. Apparently, and according to her, I'm 'not like others' who frequent those bars in Ao Nang's shadier districts. Of course (perhaps inevitably?) she wants to marry me, have a family, a business and all the things you might imagine. She loved the fact I don't drink alcohol, for instance. That immediately set me apart from the crowds of loud, obnoxious, drunken white western tourists swarming through the Ladyboy bars (also a surprising amount of Asian men looking for a good time girl/boy). Also, I'm not a fat slob - she also appreciated that (couldn't keep from putting her hands all over me, actually). It's nice to feel appreciated for the effort you make to keep yourself in some sort of good shape. I recommend it.

After five days and nights of this I finally found my way back to my brother and his wife. We all spent a last night in town with my new friend, took a meal together beside the coast and then I reluctantly had to say my goodbyes to my slender young Asian beauty and return to the original resort I was supposed to be staying at to pack my bags for the flight the next morning back to Blighty.

Oh yeah, I also did some diving, snorkeling, boat trips around the islands, shopping and sightseeing. You know - normal holiday stuff. God alone knows how I found the time though...

Here's a few snaps of the beautiful scenery I saw - no pics of my girl/boy friend, though. You don't get those: I'm keeping them just for me.

This is a shot of the main road in Ao Nang - lovely little beach town. The Ladboy bars are all up that street, off to the left. The place comes alive after midnight - absolutely heaving with tourists looking for a 'good time girl'.
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Out amongst the beautiful islands off the coast...snorkeling, swimming, etc.
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A small makeshift bar on one of the tiny islands...
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Back on the beach at the end of the day in Ao Nang...
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And, of course, Tescos, Ao Nang style...because.
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I'll probably go back to Ao Nang. That's a lifestyle one could easily get very accustomed to. Perhaps too easily...

*There is a bar just outside Ao Nang actually called 'Ting Tong'. Driving past it, we asked our local taxi driver in Ao Nang what 'Ting Tong' means. Turns out it's Thai slang for 'crazy little missy' - they all think it's hilarious. Absolutely true.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by <]:^D » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:32 pm

dare i say it - this holiday sounds like an 'adventure' :P ;)

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by TV Dinner » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:33 pm

Well that's a thread title.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by <]:^D » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:34 pm

almost thought it was a RogueLeader thread

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Poser » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:35 pm

[iup=3653465]Cal[/iup] wrote:I spent the next four days travelling around the dirt roads


Certainly sounds like it.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by BTB » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:37 pm

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by False » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:37 pm

I want a picture of the ladyboy

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by bigcheez2k3 » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:39 pm

Sounds hawt :shifty:

And like a great holiday :D

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Qikz » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:40 pm

At first I thought this thread was a lot more sinister than it actually was. :dread: :lol:

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by KingK » Tue Jan 13, 2015 12:45 pm

Brilliant

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Dual » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:00 pm

I'm going to Ao Nang this year. Will look out for your lady boy Cal and send my regards.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by <]:^D » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:02 pm

[iup=3653506]Dual[/iup] wrote:I'm going to Ao Nang this year. Will look out for your lady boy Cal and send my regards.


up the dirt road?

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Dual » Tue Jan 13, 2015 1:03 pm

I'm going to marry her to spite Cal.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Cal » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:09 pm

[iup=3653506]Dual[/iup] wrote:I'm going to Ao Nang this year. Will look out for your lady boy Cal and send my regards.


You'll find loads of them just off the main street in the 'RCA Entertainments' section. Lots of bars, lots of 'girls'. Try to be nice - polite, courteous. They see some right tw*ts - big fat white slobs who somehow consider themselves straight and then get tanked-up to give themselves Dutch courage to take a Ladyboy for the night and get (to use the parlance) 'noshed off' by one.

I was lucky. 'My girl' quickly spotted I wasn't drinking alcohol - for her, that was an immediate relief. These girls are not stupid. I also wasn't travelling around with a pack of yobbos. I was picked-up (I didn't approach her) and quickly taken out of the bar to a quiet place elsewhere in Ao Nang she knew, where we could actually spend some time getting to know each other. It wasn't a case of 'wham-bam-thank-you-mam' - it was the both of us chatting away until 4.30am that first evening and then deciding, mutually, that it might be nice to spend a few days knocking around together. I wasn't mugged, or robbed or taken advantage of. But then, nor was she, by me.

A heart of gold - couldn't do enough for me. Very gentle. Kept telling me how relieved she was that I 'wasn't like the others'. I dunno. You make your own luck in this world.

She hasn't stopped messaging me on my iPad since I left. Ain't life a funny thing?

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by False » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:12 pm

Ive heard its pretty common that the girls will come and speak to you, as you put it, the fat white slobs are probably too pussy to do it themselves.

Its good you had a good time though, thats what holidays are all about. Now you should post a picture.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Poser » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:12 pm

So, can I ask if you're considering taking it any further? I'd very much like to think we'd all get an invite to the wedding.

:shifty:

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Qikz » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:20 pm

[iup=3653558]Poser[/iup] wrote:So, can I ask if you're considering taking it any further? I'd very much like to think we'd all get an invite to the wedding.

:shifty:


Yeah do I need to dust off my wedding hat?

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Cal » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:22 pm

[iup=3653558]Poser[/iup] wrote:So, can I ask if you're considering taking it any further? I'd very much like to think we'd all get an invite to the wedding.

:shifty:


We're still chatting/skyping. I've no illusions, although she seems keen - she's still a working girl, right? It is what it is. Who knows? If this time next year we're still talking via the interwebs on a regular basis, I'd have no hesitation going back to Ao Nang and spending another couple of weeks with her. But more than that? How would that work in the real world? I have no idea.

There won't be any pictures of her posted here. She has her dignity, no matter what anyone thinks of what she does for living, and I think it's only fair to protect that.

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PostRe: Kidnapped by a Ladyboy in Thailand...
by Poser » Tue Jan 13, 2015 2:22 pm

[iup=3653565]Qikz[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3653558]Poser[/iup] wrote:So, can I ask if you're considering taking it any further? I'd very much like to think we'd all get an invite to the wedding.

:shifty:


Yeah do I need to dust off my wedding hat?


If that's not a euphemism, nothing is.

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