Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well

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PostKim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Rightey » Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:56 am

Some places are saying he's in a vegetative state after a botched heart surgery.

Some are saying he's ok, but the Chinese just dispatched a team of doctors to check on him it seems...

https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/china-kim ... -1.5545148

China sends team to advise North Korea on Kim Jong-un's health amid conflicting reports


If he has kicked the bucket, while unlikely, it could lead to a better situation for the normal people of North Korea where they depose their commie overlords. Sadly it'll probably lead to just more death as whoever takes over next (his sister is the strongest contender from his family) consolidates their power. China probably wouldn't be too keen on a revolution either so there will be strong support from them to maintain the status quo.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Chocolate-Milk » Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:11 am

Missed opportunity for Kim Jong Unwell joke tbh

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Rightey » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:00 am

Chocolate-Milk wrote:Missed opportunity for Kim Jong Unwell joke tbh


Mod's Delete the Thread, I've failed us all. :cry:

Also: Next possible dictator, Kim Yo-Jong:

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Squinty » Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:32 am

He's Kim Jong ill

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Preezy » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:45 am

Let's hope he's Kim Jong Dead amirite

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Vermilion » Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:53 am

This scenario makes me sad, as the supreme leader provided us with one of the greatest news photos of all time.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Saint of Killers » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:10 am

I hope Kim Jong Deux is less of a gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Roonmastor » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:12 am

From Kim Jong Unwell to Kim You-Would

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Victor Mildew » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:27 am

Imagine not even injecting him with domestos to cure him smh

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Moggy » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:30 am

Victor Mildew wrote:Imagine not even injecting him with domestos to cure him smh



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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Vermilion » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:43 am

I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Squinty » Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:58 am

Vermilion wrote:This scenario makes me sad, as the supreme leader provided us with one of the greatest news photos of all time.

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There's so many levels to this. Miserable looking, thin worker guy. Poop tap. Kim Jong Un's impression.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Rex Kramer » Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:00 am

You have to assume that guy was the most cheery, healthiest, well fed member of staff at the factory as well.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Return_of_the_STAR » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:06 am

Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.

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What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me :lol:

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Lagamorph » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:08 am

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.

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What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me :lol:

Well you clearly aren't a firework.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Return_of_the_STAR » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:09 am

Lagamorph wrote:
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:
Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.

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What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me :lol:

Well you clearly aren't a firework.


I’ve definitely missed something here :lol:

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Frank » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:11 am



banger

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Lagamorph » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:14 am

Frank wrote:

banger

Just be careful not to gooseberry fool yourself whilst listening to it.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by KK » Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:24 am

Worst news of the year.

Thoughts and prayers to his family.

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PostRe: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
by Rex Kramer » Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:16 am

KK wrote:Worst news of the year.

Thoughts and prayers to his family.

Apart from the ones he had fed to the pigs.


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