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Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 3:56 am
by Rightey
Some places are saying he's in a vegetative state after a botched heart surgery.
Some are saying he's ok, but the Chinese just dispatched a team of doctors to check on him it seems...
https://www.cbc.ca/news/world/china-kim ... -1.5545148China sends team to advise North Korea on Kim Jong-un's health amid conflicting reports
If he has kicked the bucket, while unlikely, it could lead to a better situation for the normal people of North Korea where they depose their commie overlords. Sadly it'll probably lead to just more death as whoever takes over next (his sister is the strongest contender from his family) consolidates their power. China probably wouldn't be too keen on a revolution either so there will be strong support from them to maintain the status quo.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 5:11 am
by Choclet-Milk
Missed opportunity for Kim Jong Unwell joke tbh
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:00 am
by Rightey
Chocolate-Milk wrote:Missed opportunity for Kim Jong Unwell joke tbh
Mod's Delete the Thread, I've failed us all.
Also: Next possible dictator, Kim Yo-Jong:
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 6:32 am
by Squinty
He's Kim Jong ill
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:45 am
by Preezy
Let's hope he's Kim Jong Dead amirite
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 7:53 am
by Vermilion
This scenario makes me sad, as the supreme leader provided us with one of the greatest news photos of all time.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:10 am
by Saint of Killers
I hope Kim Jong Deux is less of a gooseberry fool.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:12 am
by Roonmastor
From Kim Jong Unwell to Kim You-Would
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:27 am
by Victor Mildew
Imagine not even injecting him with domestos to cure him smh
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:30 am
by Moggy
Victor Mildew wrote:Imagine not even injecting him with domestos to cure him smh
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:43 am
by Vermilion
I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 8:58 am
by Squinty
Vermilion wrote:This scenario makes me sad, as the supreme leader provided us with one of the greatest news photos of all time.
There's so many levels to this. Miserable looking, thin worker guy. Poop tap. Kim Jong Un's impression.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 9:00 am
by Rex Kramer
You have to assume that guy was the most cheery, healthiest, well fed member of staff at the factory as well.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:06 am
by Return_of_the_STAR
Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.
What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:08 am
by Lagamorph
Return_of_the_STAR wrote:Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.
What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me
Well you clearly aren't a firework.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:09 am
by Return_of_the_STAR
Lagamorph wrote:Return_of_the_STAR wrote:Vermilion wrote:I suspect if he is still alive, the poor fella feels like plastic bag.
What does wanting to start again have to do with feeling like a plastic bag? That gif is really confusing me
Well you clearly aren't a firework.
I’ve definitely missed something here
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:11 am
by Frank
banger
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:14 am
by Lagamorph
Frank wrote:
banger
Just be careful not to gooseberry fool yourself whilst listening to it.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 10:24 am
by KK
Worst news of the year.
Thoughts and prayers to his family.
Re: Kim Jong Un Not Doing Too Well
Posted: Sun Apr 26, 2020 11:16 am
by Rex Kramer
KK wrote:Worst news of the year.
Thoughts and prayers to his family.
Apart from the ones he had fed to the pigs.