Last film you watched and your rating: The Directors Cut

BOR wrote:The Conjuring 2

I didn't realise it was a true story.

It's based on an alleged ghost incident, which is another way of saying it definitely didn't happen because ghosts aren't real

Preezy wrote:

BOR wrote:The Conjuring 2

I didn't realise it was a true story.

It's based on an alleged ghost incident, which is another way of saying it definitely didn't happen because ghosts aren't real

Then why is that dead person BEHIND YOU!

Moggy wrote:

Preezy wrote:

BOR wrote:The Conjuring 2

I didn't realise it was a true story.

It's based on an alleged ghost incident, which is another way of saying it definitely didn't happen because ghosts aren't real

Then why is that dead person BEHIND YOU!

Preezy has not posted for 5 minutes. [emoji20] RIP sweet prince of wankers.

Death's Head has declared Preezy to be dead? Am I the only one that finds that suspicious?

I'm onto you Death's Head and you will have to kill me as well in order to keep me silent about thi.....

Martyrs - gooseberry fool

Preezy wrote:

BOR wrote:The Conjuring 2

I didn't realise it was a true story.

It's based on an alleged ghost incident, which is another way of saying it definitely didn't happen because ghosts aren't real

Have you not seen Paranormal Activity? They got that gooseberry fool on tape.

Welcome to me. Another film that sounds more interesting than it actually is. 5

If you like Kristen Wiig, probably a 10 as you get a full frontal shot.

Death's Head wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Preezy wrote:

BOR wrote:The Conjuring 2

I didn't realise it was a true story.

It's based on an alleged ghost incident, which is another way of saying it definitely didn't happen because ghosts aren't real

Then why is that dead person BEHIND YOU!

Preezy has not posted for 5 minutes. [emoji20] RIP sweet prince of wankers.

I LIVE!

Prince of Wankers?

Sinister 2 - 3/10.

Didn't find it remotely scary. Plot was not complicated, but bewildering nonetheless. Avoid.

Rocky Horror – Let’s do the timewarp again (or whatever the strawberry float this gooseberry fool was called) – 1/10

I knew a remake of Rocky Horror would be bad but this was really dreadful. How do you suck all of the joy and fun out of it so badly?

Drumstick wrote:

Preezy wrote:12 Angry Men - 12/10

I try and watch this at least once a year, and I'm more and more coming to the conclusion that this is the best film ever made. It's just absolutely without fault, genuinely perfect.

My favourite movie game: Spotting the jurors in other films. But I don't go looking for them, instead I let them come to me. (When I realised who played the cop The Exorcist ) I saw Juror 9 (first one to back up Juror 8) in The Fastest Gun Alive t'other day.

The Nice Guys 9/10 Best movie I've seen this year and one of the funniest I've seen in a long time. Sad I didn't bother going to see it on the big screen as I'm pretty sure it bombed. Crow & Gosling are a brilliant double act. Ryan Gosling's reaction to there being free drink made me laugh more than anything else and I laughed QUITE a bit. That man is a becoming a genius at physical comedy.

Swiss Army Man. Holy hell, this is one of the strangest things I've ever seen. Don't even know how to rate it. I definitely enjoyed it, but I'm not sure I actually got it.

Run Lola Run 7/10 An interesting film, and one which was apparently used as research material in the making of Majora's Mask. I like outcome two the most.

The Descent - 5/10

Disappointing, had heard this was good. Crap actresses, crap effects, crap monsters, crap story.

Hostel. Not as gory/horrific as I was expecting. Fairly predictable. 5

Preezy wrote:The Descent - 5/10

Disappointing, had heard this was good. Crap actresses, crap effects, crap monsters, crap story.

Crap post.

The Descent is great.

Preezy wrote:The Descent - 5/10

Disappointing, had heard this was good. Crap actresses, crap effects, crap monsters, crap story.

You what? You're in the vast, small minority if you think that!

I started watching Don't breathe last night. So far, so good. Seems pretty solid. I also still have The Witch to watch (weekend viewing meffinks!)

Gandalf wrote:I started watching Don't breathe last night. So far, so good. Seems pretty solid. I also still have The Witch to watch (weekend viewing meffinks!)

While I have become used to watching films in more than one sitting, I'm not sure I could do that with a horror. Surely the suspense/build up is shattered, no?

Poser wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I started watching Don't breathe last night. So far, so good. Seems pretty solid. I also still have The Witch to watch (weekend viewing meffinks!)

While I have become used to watching films in more than one sitting, I'm not sure I could do that with a horror. Surely the suspense/build up is shattered, no?

I agree with you mate, but I played football last night and I've also got a heavy cold, so I was shattered. I'll have a quick re-cap later and carry on with the film until the end this time!